Black Mes- I mean Break Media has installed mini-teleportation chambers in every forum topic and profile. There are large versions in every forum. The chamber in question is essentially the same one used at Black Mesa. Lately, the reactors in each chamber have been very unstable. I propose we end this konata shit once and for all. The spam forum is beyond saving, therefor, it will have to go. We'll be split into teams. Team Alpha and Team Delta will be comprised of 4-6 people. They'll uinlock the chamber at night and trigger a reacation. Unfortuntly, in order to prevent large disastors like the one at Black Mesa, these will now rely on nearby small reactors. There will be 10 more teams made up of 2 people. Each of these teams will venture into the profiles of Konata-advocates and trigger another reacation. These small ones do not take away power from other reactors and therefor will collapse immediatly. Another 3 man team will venture into the Central Power Complex. This is the most heavily guarded facilty in the whole forum. Therefor, we will need the best. Nite will be must on this team. When they trip the power, there will be a 30 second window before the generators kick on. All teams must wait for conformation of arrival before triggering their objective. If done properly, it will cause a Spam-forum wide resonance cascade, purging the forums of Konata and the Spam forum. Your HEV suits and weaponry are waiting for you in your quarters. Any questions?
Faktrl is Best Pony
10th September 2007
When do we eat?
"I'd shush her zephyr." ~ Zephyr.
We'll eat 4 hours before we leave.
[COLOR="SeaGreen"]Why not do this?
No fiddling with space-time tears, portals, and crap[/COLOR].
That won't be enough. This is absolutly the only way to ensure that Konata is gone.
[COLOR="Magenta"]But it's becoming effective.[/COLOR]
No. We can't risk it. We absolutly must purge this konata from the forums once and for all.
[COLOR="SeaGreen"]So a complicated plan over a silly forced meme?[/COLOR]
[COLOR="SeaGreen"]Srs bzns. Don't intervene. =p[/COLOR]