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Aurora-[NZ]

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#1 13 years ago

Not the gaming type. I decided to come into the i-net cafe today after work to check my emails and browse some forums, before going home to do the same on a slower connection. This middle aged/old guy comes into the cafe with Trackpants about his waist, jam jar glasses, a BLUE matching tracksuit sweater and smelling terribly... At first, I pittied the f00l.. Until.... He started arguing with the asian LAN owner about wanting a refund on his "Dolla" because the website he was looking for was down when he checked it 10 minutes ago AT ANOTHER INTERNET CAFE. All I thought was.. double you, tee, eff.... After arguing he sat down at a computer and started away at whatever he hoped to achieve. He was clearly new to this "Whole interweb thing" as he said everything out loud and looked around proudly with one arm resting on one knee. EVERYTHING was said.. "INTANET EXPLORA".. "DUB DUB DUB DOT KIWI BANK DOT COM ARGGGH HAR HAR" Total n00b.. Where do they keep coming from!?




Rod Menass

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#2 13 years ago

I would say they come from the womb, where they possibly experience trauma (mother drinking, living under power lines, etc). Then, after they burst forth into the formal part of life, they may have been dropped or eaten paint chips. After that, who knows?




Mental Decay

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#3 13 years ago

Lolz pwn3d. Yeah, that's pretty much where they come from. There was really no point to this post...hmmm...




AegenemmnoN VIP Member

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#4 13 years ago

Kangaroo kickings at an early age.




Rod Menass

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#5 13 years ago

The dingoes should've eaten them after that.




AegenemmnoN VIP Member

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#6 13 years ago

Most ARE eaten by the friendly and lovable four-legged creature the Southern Hemisphere enjoys to call, THA DINGOH!




Tony883

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#7 13 years ago
'Aurora-[NZ'] This middle aged/old guy comes into the cafe with Trackpants about his waist, jam jar glasses, a BLUE matching tracksuit sweater and smelling terribly...

Damn, I can't wait to be old.