He sneezed on me, and I'm now sopping with bird snot. I must wipe my face off now.
3rd May 2005
That happened to me once.
Wanna go Double Dutch?
9th December 2003
Yeah, I see what you mean. No, I felt what you mean! I had to wipe off what you mean!!
4th October 2004
Birds... sneeze? I've had dog snot, and unfortunately human snot, but bird snot?
Yeah, bird snot. They have to actually be facing you for it to hit you. I'm really perceptive, ain't I?