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#1 7 years ago

Y U NO FUCKING STAY ON TOPIC! god/satan/sokar/thor/anubis/apophis/zeus/hathor dammit! No logical discussion on any religion as a whole can be had. The most we can do is discuss perspectives, and not attack each other for different beliefs.

Maybe I should post this in the pub in a more serious tone...




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#2 7 years ago

This is spam. We pray to ponies.




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#3 7 years ago

You know how people, when called to testify in court, are supposed to swear on the Bible that everything they say will be the truth ("Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth so help you god?")? That might work for Christians, but what if the witness is a Muslim or Buddhist or an atheist, a person Bible means nothing to? Can they tell a lie on stand and, when caught, excuse themselves on a religious basis, 'cause they swore to tell the truth on a book they don't believe in? :lookaround:




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#4 7 years ago

I want to swear on the reference guide to the Elements of Harmony. "I swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help me Celestia!"




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#5 7 years ago

Hm....excuse me while I got commit some crimes. :evilgrin:




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#6 7 years ago

I don't see the point in confession. It's not that I don't enjoy lying to a holy man. "Yeah I lied, I double parked...can we wrap this up, I'm meeting a hooker."




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#7 7 years ago

n0e is the almighty and one and only.


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#8 7 years ago

*bows to n0e*




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#9 7 years ago

*faps*


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#10 7 years ago
Obankobi;5582411*blows to n0e*

Fixed your typo for you.