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DavetheFo

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#1 13 years ago

To start off with, this is a true story.

I was talking to my mate Ann about why she had broken up with her bf of 5 months.

The conversation went something like this (i skipped all the general crap):

Andy: So how come you broke up with Ritch Ann: Its kinda embarassing, I dont wanna tell you. Andy: I have chocolate. Ann: No, I shouldn't. Andy: Its dairy milk with caramel Ann: Ooo, nooo, you bastard. *hits me softly* Andy: I have a whole big bar of it, and it can be all yours. Ann: Uh okay. Andy: Soooo. Ann: Well, me and ritch had been making out, and I asked him how he got to be a good kisser, if he had been single all his life.... Andy:...and? Any good tips? Ann: You dont wanna know.. Andy: I do, thats why I asked you... Remember, I still have the chocolate. Ann: He told me how, and it was pretty gross. Andy: Well, thats ritch for ya. Ann: He practiced on his cat. Andy: :eek: Ann: Yeah I know.... Andy::eek: Ann: Still want his tips? Andy: :eek: Err, no. I'll stick to locking lips with the missus.....

The conversation carried on till the bus got here.. Im andy in case you didnt realise.

That was just wrong though. I still havent eaten. Somehow, Ann ate the chocolate after I gave it her, whilst we were still talking.




Admiral Donutz VIP Member

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#2 13 years ago

You bribed her!

I asume the guy lied though, i don't think people will be able to practise on their cat... :eek:




DavetheFo

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#3 13 years ago

To be fair, the guy is a bit of a freak.

I'm pretty sure its true, cos when I asked him later on, he went bright red and started stuttering.




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#4 13 years ago

Ha!


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#5 13 years ago

Meow.


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#6 13 years ago

Don't you do it???




RadioactiveLobster Forum Admin

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#7 13 years ago

RAWWRrRRRR!


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Rammelslakje (NL)

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#8 13 years ago

DavetheFoTo be fair, the guy is a bit of a freak.

I'm pretty sure its true, cos when I asked him later on, he went bright red and started stuttering.

:lies: