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eezstreet

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#1 8 years ago

So I met this girl, right? She said she loved me, and that I was the best man she ever met, man. So I suggested we take it all the way, man. So she said no, I said yes, she tried to get away from me and she tripped and cracked her head on my basement floor. I was freaking out. I buried the body in the cemetary.

Same thing happened again, except I didn't want her to feel any pain, right? So, I shot her in the face.

Okay, third times the charm, right? Nope.

So now, the police have been out looking for me. I am at a friends house, and the FBI are at the door. I tried to hack into their systems, and tell them to go away, but I fail. See related pic:

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/troll




SuperSmeg

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#2 8 years ago

They disapproved of your "the rent is too damn high" rant. And now they are suspecting you for lols trafficing.

Use your karate expertise on them! :nodding:




Lord Wiener VIP Member

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#3 8 years ago

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redgroupclan

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#4 8 years ago

The rent

is too damn high!




SuperSmeg

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#5 8 years ago

Vegita, what does the law say about the rent level? It's over 9000! What? 9000? Thats too damn high!




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#6 8 years ago

At least you didn't bribe her with nintendo games and then pour boiling butter into her cooter...