26th August 2007
I feel that naming a kid "Fuck" would be kind of a back-handed compliment. On one hand, their name would be Fuck, but on the other hand, everyone and everything would be like them!
Magestic as Fuck Classy as Fuck Cool as Fuck Bad as Fuck Cruel as Fuck Buoyant as Fuck Green as Fuck Random as Fuck Wizard as Fuck Fucking Fuck as Fuck
By English colloquial standards, almost literally everything would be like them. It's like you're saying "I name this kid 'Fuck,' because the Universe will be like them, specifically in English speaking countries."
Poor kid called "Fuck" would have a miserable early life though. Other kids wouldn't even need to find some complicated nickname that barely resembles their real name in order to make fun of them.