Let us think logically for a split second. The testes hang below a man because they need to stay cool to produce sperm and the body is too warm. When we put on pants we increase the temperature around the testes and thus kill our sperm, rendering us infertile.
Let us rise up, cast aside our pants, and proudly bear our Gonads as they were intended to, int eh cool breeze. The future of mankind rests in you taking your pants off. Either that or buy my new invention, cool pants. They are pants that have circulating tubes of water that cool the testes. Buy them at your local Lucky's Department Store.
The Old Man
4th September 2004
I always walk around pantless.
Smarter than your average stump.
26th June 2003
I think this should be governed by the spandex law. You know, some people just shouldn't...
When in doubt, gas it!
SCHOFIELD DID 4/30
10th August 2004
ANZACSAS;3647536i seam to have no promble getting a girl pregnant
Because you have adapted to warmer temperatures because of living in Australia.
And stop poking holes in my theory.
Huh yeah, whatever ^^
6th December 2006
You still may install a heatsink and a fan there if you wish.
13th July 2006
This thread is beyond words.
I train sheep to cage fight!!
8th January 2006
well its really just no tight, ass hugger pants, and dont wear underwear, boxers are better
something to believe.
19th February 2005
Or could get off your lazy ass and make an uber pair of pants, with air condition, television and surround sound, with propaganda films teaching the Next Generation the truth, who shot Kennedy, and why Baking Soda works better than deodorant.