Pants Are Destroying Mankind 39 replies

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#1 11 years ago

Let us think logically for a split second. The testes hang below a man because they need to stay cool to produce sperm and the body is too warm. When we put on pants we increase the temperature around the testes and thus kill our sperm, rendering us infertile.

Let us rise up, cast aside our pants, and proudly bear our Gonads as they were intended to, int eh cool breeze. The future of mankind rests in you taking your pants off. Either that or buy my new invention, cool pants. They are pants that have circulating tubes of water that cool the testes. Buy them at your local Lucky's Department Store.




Scientist Dr. Professor

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#2 11 years ago

I always walk around pantless.




Dipship

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#3 11 years ago

I think this should be governed by the spandex law. You know, some people just shouldn't...


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Red Menace

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#4 11 years ago

But it's cold!


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#5 11 years ago

i seam to have no promble getting a girl pregnant




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#6 11 years ago
ANZACSAS;3647536i seam to have no promble getting a girl pregnant

Because you have adapted to warmer temperatures because of living in Australia.

And stop poking holes in my theory.




ConstanceJill

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#7 11 years ago

You still may install a heatsink and a fan there if you wish.




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#8 11 years ago

This thread is beyond words.




HairySheep

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#9 11 years ago

well its really just no tight, ass hugger pants, and dont wear underwear, boxers are better




Fortune

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#10 11 years ago

Or could get off your lazy ass and make an uber pair of pants, with air condition, television and surround sound, with propaganda films teaching the Next Generation the truth, who shot Kennedy, and why Baking Soda works better than deodorant.