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#1 2 years ago

I write an article. Then it was deemed inappropriate. Here is the funnier version for your convenience.

Heads up! There’s a Steam sale!! Game publisher Paradox Interactive, known for games such as Europa Universalis IV and Cities Skylines have many games on sale at the moment, with some titles having as much as 80% off.

Given our intense focus on mods, it’s only fair to mention that most of the flagship franchises of Paradox’s games are moddable, AND available on Mac, Linux and Windows. With that said, here are our top picks from the sale.

Do you hate your friends? If so, Get Magicka (£1.99 / $2.49) and Magicka 2 (£4.99 / $5.99)!

Do you want to marry your own incestuous baby? Then, my friend, Crusader Kings II is for you. Currently sitting pretty at 75% off (£7.49 / $9.99) CKII is a great laugh if you want to tyrannically rule a dynastic clusterf*ck. Seriously, it’s like Game of Thrones but less boobs.

Hearts of Iron III - That game you thought was Hearts of Stone but were disappointed to learn it wasn’t. (£1.99 / $2.49)

Hearts of Iron IV - More hearts. More ironing. (£31.49 / $35.99)

Pillars of Eternity - Insert something witty here. Definitely something about penises.. (£13.99 / $17.99)

Was SimCity too dull for you? Do you just want another City Builder? Then definitely don’t buy Cities Skylines. At 75% off (£5.74 / $7.49) this game is much more than “just another city builder”, it’s a revolution in the genre.

Are you a fan of Star Trek? Well too bad, Star Wars is better. Have you always wanted to build the Federation from the ground up? Enter Stellaris - £27.99 / $31.99 20% off!

Do you want to lose 3 days in one sitting? Then you should definitely pick up Europa Universalis IV. At £8.74 / $9.99 (75% off) this grand strategy game is a steal, and probably one of my favourite of all time. The amount of mods available for this game on the Steam Workshop will also aid you in your time sink.

But hurry, these titles are only on offer for this weekend, so snatch yourself a deal now!


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#2 2 years ago

He's not kidding. That's genuinely how the article looked before FileTrekker and I went and vetted it :lulz:

Some highlights from our editing;

[01:00] <~FileTrekker> lmao [01:00] <~FileTrekker> Jesus [01:00] <~FileTrekker> We can't publish this it sounds like it's throwing these games under the bus XD [01:01] <@Serio> THAT IS MIKEY TOO [01:01] <@Serio> Jesus tickle my nipples [01:01] <@Serio> I need to unfuckery this mockery of writery

[01:03] <@Serio> "AND available on Mac, Linux" [01:03] <@Serio> Fucking Mikey threw that in

[01:08] <@Serio> I vote we ditch HoI 4 from our highlights. [01:08] <@Serio> It's too recent. [01:08] <@Serio> Discount isn't good enough. [01:08] <@Serio> All in favour say aye. [01:08] <@Serio> Aye. [01:08] <@Serio> Motion passed.

[01:16] <~FileTrekker> I'm bowing out of this article [01:16] <~FileTrekker> it's a fucking mess [01:16] <~FileTrekker> XD




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#3 2 years ago

fucking gays


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#4 2 years ago

rofl


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#5 2 years ago

Mickey's article had NOTHING WRONG OCCUPY FILESNATION


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#6 2 years ago

Occupy Filesnation is an illegal movement.

It is banned.

Good day.




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#7 2 years ago

[CENSORED BY Filesnation Staff]


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#8 2 years ago
"Silberio"Mickey's article had NOTHING WRONG OCCUPY FILESNATION

much thank


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