17th June 2002
You know what they sell in supermarkets? Peaches! Whole ones, tinned ones, blue ones... you name it, they sell it. This world really has gone to pot; it's crazy.
Piercing the veil.
9th August 2003
You do not believe in blue peaches? Dude, you must come visit me sometime. After a while you will see the peaches. And not only the peaches, no, but also the nectarines, for they are the sworn enemy of the peach and I like to organize underground peach fights. After they get their steroids, it is quite natural for a peach fighter to change his color.