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Conversation started between Jebus and Penguin Unit: Sun, Jul 29 00:49:10 2007 [00:49] Penguin Unit: I'VE GOT A JAR OF DIRT. [00:50] Jebus: WAT DO JOO WANT [00:53] Penguin Unit: Nothing. [00:53] Jebus: FU THEN [00:53] Penguin Unit: I just had a few hours of sleep, and you're still awake. [00:53] Penguin Unit: LOl [00:53] Penguin Unit: [00:54] Penguin Unit: [00:54] Penguin Unit: Anyway, I just had a whole night of sleep and you're still up... [00:54] Penguin Unit: So strange, these time zones. [00:55] Jebus: 1am [00:55] Penguin Unit: Lol. [00:59] Jebus: i hurd ugay [00:59] Penguin Unit: I'm not gay! [00:59] Penguin Unit: U r! [00:59] Jebus: U R [00:59] Penguin Unit: U R NUB [00:59] Jebus: zomg [01:00] Penguin Unit: NORLY? [01:01] [01:04] Penguin Unit: mmmmmppphhhhh. Conversation ended: Sun, Jul 29 01:04:48 2007 Conversation started between Jebus and Penguin Unit: Sun, Jul 29 01:04:57 2007 [01:04] Penguin Unit: i got owned by a guy who came from behind...i don't know how he got to that side of the map so fast. Conversation ended: Sun, Jul 29 01:05:04 2007 Conversation started between Jebus and Penguin Unit: Sun, Jul 29 01:06:19 2007 [01:06] Jebus: night Conversation ended: Sun, Jul 29 01:06:21 2007 Conversation started between Jebus and Penguin Unit: Sun, Jul 29 01:06:24 2007 [01:06] Penguin Unit: night [01:29] [01:29] Penguin Unit: [08:10] Penguin Unit: [08:40] Penguin Unit: [10:39] Penguin Unit: [10:39] Conversation ended: Sun, Jul 29 10:45:00 2007 Conversation started between Jebus and Penguin Unit: Sun, Jul 29 12:51:15 2007 [12:51] Penguin Unit: Mmm. [12:51] Penguin Unit: [12:51] Penguin Unit: Conversation ended: Sun, Jul 29 12:51:45 2007 Conversation started between Jebus and Penguin Unit: Sun, Jul 29 12:51:53 2007 [12:51] Penguin Unit: No voice chat today, sir. [12:57] Penguin Unit: Assimilate you, I will. [12:57] Penguin Unit: Rapper yoda, you will fall to. [12:57] Penguin Unit: [12:57] Penguin Unit: NO CALLS. [12:57] Penguin Unit: [12:58] Jebus: ugay [12:58] Penguin Unit: No, I'm smart. [12:58] Penguin Unit: [12:59] Penguin Unit: z0mg s0 i h3rd u l13k mudk1pz! [12:59] Penguin Unit: [12:59] Jebus: joo r [12:59] Penguin Unit: z0mg s0 i h3rd u l13k mudk1pz!

[12:59] Penguin Unit: z0mg s0 i h3rd u l13k mudk1pz!

[12:59] Penguin Unit: z0mg s0 i h3rd u l13k mudk1pz!

[12:59] Penguin Unit: z0mg s0 i h3rd u l13k mudk1pz!

[12:59] Jebus: gay [12:59] Penguin Unit: I've got a jar of mudk1pz. [12:59] Jebus: u r [12:59] Penguin Unit: #14 (permalink /323993-everybody-also-means-wasturr.html>) 3 Days Ago Johnpp I live on Gaming Forums Tactical Elite Join Date: August 18th, 2006 Location: Riding Kangaroos, Australia Posts: 1,084 Rep Power: 3 And you will get more. __________________ It takes no skill to port a weapon from another game. It takes skill to recreate that weapon. It takes more skill to create an entirely new weapon.

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#15 (permalink /323993-everybody-also-means-wasturr.html>) 3 Days Ago DarthJebus05 z0mg s0 i h3rd u l13k mudk1pz! Join Date: November 22nd, 2006 Location: Australia Age: 14 Posts: 649 Rep Power: 0 /323993-everybody-also-means-wasturr.html> /323993-everybody-also-means-wasturr.html> /323993-everybody-also-means-wasturr.html> /323993-everybody-also-means-wasturr.html> (Please don't give me neg rep for saying this.....I know what your like guys) Thanks guys for all the green-rep. I'm starting to get into the + and not the -60's. __________________ Just the thought of spamming puts a song in my heart. I actually walk around singing it in my head. Denny Crane for President 2008!

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[13:00] Jebus: ............. [13:00] Penguin Unit: "(Please don't give me neg rep for saying this.....I know what your like guys)

Thanks guys for all the green-rep. I'm starting to get into the + and not the -60's. " [13:00] Penguin Unit: Is this true? [13:00] Jebus: -61 [13:00] Penguin Unit: If so, SHAME ON YOU FOR NOT TRYING TO REP WHORE! IT ALWAYS GETS YOU A FREEBEE, UNTIL THEY NEG REP YOU FOR BEGGING! [13:00] Penguin Unit: It worked a little for me. [13:01] Penguin Unit: But I ended up with less than I gained... [13:01] Jebus: lol [13:01] Penguin Unit: I mean [13:01] Penguin Unit: Less than I started. [13:01] Jebus: thought so [13:01] Penguin Unit: /me hopes Fernando survives his airplane flight. [13:01] Jebus: ? [13:02] Penguin Unit: It's nobody you know. [13:02] Penguin Unit: Just one of me and Unsung's friends. [13:02] Penguin Unit: Brazil much?

[13:02] Jebus: u r [13:02] Penguin Unit: n0e! [13:02] Penguin Unit: Or, in the immortal words of n0e... [13:02] Penguin Unit: "what in the hell....

I'm.. I'm just going to go back out of this thread and pretend I never saw the huge amount of abuse of power from my staff. I didn't see it, therefore it didn't happen. " [13:03] Jebus: olol [13:03] Penguin Unit: Lol. [13:04] Penguin Unit: Besides, I don't think my parents are too keen on me having the volume up as you spew profanity at me and your jar of dirt joke. [13:04] Jebus: oic [13:04] Penguin Unit: Hehe. [13:04] Penguin Unit: And besides, I want my voice to remain a mystery. [13:05] Penguin Unit: And my age, if nobody's guessed it. [13:05] Penguin Unit: w00t. [13:05] Jebus: 13! [13:05] Penguin Unit: Wrong. [13:05] Jebus: 14 [13:05] Penguin Unit: Wrong. [13:05] Penguin Unit: And my voice would give it away. [13:05] Jebus: u have to be a teen [13:05] Penguin Unit: Indeed. [13:05] Penguin Unit: But how old? [13:05] Penguin Unit: Heheheheheheehehehe. [13:05] Jebus: A: home schooled b: u go to bed when ur dad goes to bed [13:06] Penguin Unit: I could stay up if I wanted to, probably. [13:06] Jebus: 15! [13:06] Penguin Unit: But I would wake everyone up. [13:06] Penguin Unit: I'm too noisy and this chair is squeaky. [13:06] Jebus: i got my own house [13:06] Penguin Unit: Wrong. [13:06] Penguin Unit: Lies. [13:06] Jebus: 16! [13:06] Jebus: not really [13:06] Penguin Unit: Wrong. [13:06] Jebus: its a shed [13:06] Penguin Unit: Shed=shed. House=house. [13:06] Jebus: amade into house-like [13:06] Penguin Unit: Lol. [13:06] Penguin Unit: You sleep in it too? No wonder you're on Xfire overnight... [13:06] Jebus: another house 20 metres away [13:07] Jebus: where mum and dad live [13:07] Jebus: dad goes away for 6 months for work, comes back twice a month [13:07] Jebus: i LIVE in it [13:07] Jebus: <3 shed [13:07] Jebus: all this privacy, so much pr0n [13:07] Penguin Unit: Lol. [13:07] Penguin Unit: DON'T JACK OFF YET. [13:07] Jebus: NO [13:08] Penguin Unit: Then you'll be too intoxicated to know what I'm saying. [13:08] Jebus: eww [13:08] Jebus: UGAY [13:08] Penguin Unit: n0e. [13:08] * Jebus spits on P.U [13:08] Penguin Unit: I meant jack off at the porn. [13:08] Penguin Unit: Not me! [13:08] * Jebus coughs up a furball [13:09] Penguin Unit: YOU WILL BE NEXT! [13:09] Jebus: u will die [13:09] Penguin Unit: n0e!!!! [13:09] Jebus: yes! [13:11] Penguin Unit: N0E [13:11] Penguin Unit: I CALL UPON THE AUTHORITY OF PROFILER!!!!

[13:11] Penguin Unit: *You die* [13:12] Penguin Unit: You don't know my E-mail. [13:12] Penguin Unit: Uber supreme fail. [13:17] Penguin Unit: Aeg fails. [13:28] Jebus: U FOO [13:29] Penguin Unit: ? [13:29] Jebus: u [13:29] Penguin Unit: ????????????????????????????????? [13:29] Jebus: ???? [13:31] Penguin Unit: This wins. [13:31] Penguin Unit: Cut content from Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II: The Sith Lords - Wookieepedia, the Star Wars Wiki [13:34] Jebus: fails [13:35] Penguin Unit: Wins. [13:35] Penguin Unit: Big time. [13:35] Jebus: PHAILER [13:35] Penguin Unit: WINNER. [13:36] Jebus: PHAILER [13:36] Penguin Unit: We all fail. [13:36] Penguin Unit: KoL wins. [13:36] Jebus: KOTOR 1 = XXX [13:37] Penguin Unit: KoL = XXXX [13:37] Jebus: shit/ [13:37] Jebus: ? [13:37] Jebus: ? [13:37] Jebus: ? [13:37] Jebus: ? [13:37] Penguin Unit: ? [13:38] Penguin Unit: [13:38] Penguin Unit: [13:38] Jebus: ASS [13:38] Penguin Unit: Fail. [13:38] Jebus: u do [13:38] Penguin Unit: You still don't know how old I am. [13:38] Jebus: 16! [13:38] Penguin Unit: My jar of dirt is better than you. [13:38] Penguin Unit: No, fail. [13:38] Jebus: 17 [13:38] Penguin Unit: Fail. [13:39] Jebus: 18! [13:39] Penguin Unit: Fail. [13:39] Jebus: 12! [13:39] Penguin Unit: FAIL. [13:39] Jebus: OMFG [13:39] Jebus: 12! [13:39] Penguin Unit: FAIL. [13:39] Jebus: /reportZ [13:39] Penguin Unit: FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIILLLLL. [13:39] Penguin Unit:




AegenemmnoN VIP Member

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#2 12 years ago

I fail for reading some of that.




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#3 12 years ago

You do! It's a trap!




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#4 12 years ago

The length of that convo exceeds my attention span.


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#5 12 years ago

I fail to see the connection between all that and the thread title.


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#6 12 years ago

*attempts to switch channel*




Tommy_Gun

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#7 12 years ago

I do believe I have jsut been vegetabalised




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#8 12 years ago

onoz!




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#9 12 years ago

jebus, your the one who fails. at life




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#10 12 years ago

My thought exactly.


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