A plague has struck the forum. The Baconcraze Virus has already infected 70% of the population, and has the potential to infect more. We must stop this virus in its tracks. I am proposing a quarantine of the Spam Forum. No infected members can post elsewhere, and no clean members can enter. I am uncertain how long this quaratine may last. We can only hope the virus runs its course relatively fast. Staff, it's up to you. Be warned - if you don't take any action, the virus will fill the entire forum. It might even spread to the other forums! There is no precedent of such an infectious virus, which is all the more reason to close the doors of the Spam Forum.
Have you ever eaten bacon? Then it's too late. Once you've ingested bacon DNA, it's only a matter of time until it takes over.
I second this movement, down with the conservative government of Canada, they give everything a bad name!
Oh, different thread. My bad....
[COLOR="Red"]Fortunately, I'm immune.[/COLOR]
You aren't immune to Stephen Harper.
Lies from the nonbeliever! It is not a virus, but enlightenment! For bacon is the truly epic food item, unrivaled in it's greatness and tastiness! We spread the word of bacon to enlighten others, to give them the joy of bacon. Some people simply can not handle enlightenment and happiness in others, and seek to slander and destroy bacon. Harm them not, however, because if they are simply ignored, they can do no damage!
Carry on, believers! Spread the word of bacon, in all it's glory!
Oh god. Ryojin, you're going to have to come to the back.