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The Body Popper

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#1 12 years ago

i was talking with my parents about this. after **** mentioned some guy who pigged muslim extremists. i thought "you know, if those nut jobs are so afraid of pigs, how about we make some pig based weaponry?"

first idea. what ****posted about: soak bullets in pig fat and make sure they know. no 40 virgins for you!

next idea: pig bombs. make a big bomg (shaped like a big pig of course)filled with big fat and other piggy parts. and just for the hell of it, write "PIG" in big letters on the bottom. and in arabic, so they can read it, and in derka derkan. then when it explodes, it showers the area in pig. haha! sucks to be you!

next idea: live pigs. just ship a couple thousand over to the sand box and let em' loose. the ensuing panic would make them rediculously unorganized. then we can just mop em up.

what do you guys think of this?

**** - this persons name will be kept secret till they tell me if they want it to be disclosed.




masked_marsoe VIP Member

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#2 12 years ago

It's an utterly stupid idea.

Muslisms aren't afriad of pigs, God simply decreed to all Jews, Christians, and Muslims that pigs were an unclean animal and should not be eaten unless the only other option is starvation.




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#3 12 years ago

gave me an idea, why dount we poison tip our bullets like the indians.




The Body Popper

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#4 12 years ago
masked_marsoe;3395743It's an utterly stupid idea. Muslisms aren't afriad of pigs, God simply decreed to all Jews, Christians, and Muslims that pigs were an unclean animal and should not be eaten unless the only other option is starvation.

in that you are wrong. they are terrified of not being given passage into heavan or paradice or whatever they call it. im not saying all of them are. but there was some dude (thats the one jill posted that i was talking about) that had his men soak their bullets in pig fat so that way they would not be permitted into heaven. and no fourty virgins. they did not hear from the extremists for a while after that




masked_marsoe VIP Member

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#5 12 years ago

You don't get denied passage to heaven for that.




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#6 12 years ago

The British inadvertently pissed off a lot of people in India when they coated their rifle cartdridged in pig grease. Caused a minor civil war, if I recall correctly.




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#7 12 years ago

yeah, they have to eat it by their own will, not thrown through their skull




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#8 12 years ago
masked_marsoe;3395791You don't get denied passage to heaven for that.

I could swear I read before that Israel placed sealed bags of pig meat into the walls of their buses. Result? No more suicide bombings on buses. Still other bombings, but not suicide ones on buses.

I'm fairly certain that strict Muslims(which is what a large number of extremists are, hence the name) believe that if they come into contact with pig and aren't able to perform a cleaning ritual before they die they will be denied passage to heaven. Hence why the soaking in pig fat worked for "Blackjack" Pershing.

Also there was a war in India between Hindus and Muslims(and I think at the same time both were revolting against the British, or some such thing. Someone who knows more about India could clarify) because it was reported that the Muslims soaked their bullets in cow's blood(the Hindu equivalent of pig) and the Hindu's soaked their bullets in pig blood.




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#9 12 years ago

:moved: to a more suitable forum.




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