#1
11 years ago
SOUTHFIELD, MI—Bored with scaring elderly misers, the Ghost of Christmas Future is spending the holiday season taunting modern children with visions of Christmas 2016's hottest toy: the Sony PlayStation 5, a 2,048-bit console featuring a 45-Ghz trinary processor, CineReal graphics booster with 2-gig biotexturing, and an RSP connector for 360-degree online-immersion play.
Ghost Of Christmas Future Taunts Children With Visions Of PlayStation 5
#2
11 years ago
So evil, so funny.
#4
11 years ago
I love the garlic.
#5
11 years ago
And add half a cup of milk and bring to a boil....