Please help me find my cell phone! 13 replies

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lilbond

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#1 11 years ago
Two weeks ago I purchased a brand new cell phone for $260, which comes out to about 16 slaves. Sometime last night it disappeared, so I'm a little pissed off. If anyone knows the location of my beloved cell phone, or has found/put in lost-and-found/stole/taken home and used it as a vibrator/ate/viewed the pornographic images on my cell, please return it to me immediately.
I will give a generous reward to whoever returns my cell phone (intact) to me.



Pb2Au

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#2 11 years ago

...have you called it?




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#3 11 years ago

There it is!!!!!




Mental Decay

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#4 11 years ago

/me throws cell phone at j00




Reekris

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#5 11 years ago

/me burps

I don't think you want it anymore...




lilbond

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#6 11 years ago

/me puts on his gas mask and latex gloves. /me examines the phone. I'm not sure if this is a good or bad thing, but that isn't my phone.




Fortune

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#7 11 years ago

Its in the Dryer, I forsee.




Homer Gonerson

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#8 11 years ago

Check the toaster and microwave, but turn them both on first... and stick the toaster in the microwave as well




Lord Wiener VIP Member

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#9 11 years ago

just call it while it still has battery power.


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lilbond

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#10 11 years ago

I called it, and some black dude said he was on the other line with one of his wives. He then hung up on me. I tried calling back later but no luck.




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