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RadioactiveLobster Forum Admin

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#1 11 years ago

Hello, I'm S.T.A.L.K.E.R.. I am here today before you, not as a Forum Moderator or member of the FileFront Staff, but as a long time concerned member of the Forum Community.

As many of you know, the Spam Forum has lost its greatness, it has lost its hope. I am asking you, on behalf of the Spam-Forum Healing and Improvement Trust-fund© (S.H.I.T.©), to pick up your phones and donate now.

For only 3 rep points a month, you can pledge your support to help the Spam Forum regain its former glory by supporting and sponsoring a struggling spammer. With your pledge you will receive a PM full of valuable information, and together, we can help one another return the Spam Forum to its former glory.

Included within your pledge PM:

  • A picture of the spammer you have chosen to help
  • Complete posting history of your chosen spammer (not recommended for viewing by children, the faint hearted, or those with medical conditions)
  • Valuable Biographical information (including Join Date and age)
  • A guide to help the struggling spammer improve their spam
  • A free copy of "I don't have to type with n3um5ers to be cool" by Mr. Matt PhD., BBQ.
  • Tickets to a Spam Improvement Seminar by SeinfeldRules (With guest speaker Jackthehammer)
  • One 45. Beretta Pistol (For those extreme cases. Available upon request)

After your pledge has been received, and you have reviewed your PM, you will be allowed to take your sponsored spammer and begin the healing process. With your help, and a little determination, we can improve the quality of our spam, and make the world a better place for all of us.

Again, I urge you to pick up your phone and dial 1-800-HLP-SPAM. Your pledge of 3 rep points a month can, and will make a difference.

* Offer void in France. All rules and regulations can be found in the office of Red Menace, Attorney at Law. All pledges are non returnable and pledges of negative amounts (Neg Rep) are prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. The Spam-Forum Healing and Improvement Trust-fund© cannot be held responsible for any temporary or permanent bannings caused by spamming in any other areas of the forums or continuation of poor spam quality. Results are not guaranteed and if improvement is not seen within 2 weeks, you can be removed from the program. All rights reserved. Spam-Forum Healing and Improvement Trust-fund© and S.H.I.T.© are copyrighted and any illegal use will be prosecuted.


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#2 11 years ago

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Comet_buster

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#3 11 years ago

soooo......what does this mean for me?




Red Menace

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#4 11 years ago

I’m not only their attorney, I’m their best customer!


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#5 11 years ago

Shit...




Dragonelf68

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#6 11 years ago

S.H.I.T Am I in trouble now?


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Ki Adi Mundi VIP Member

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#7 11 years ago

Yes, you are, but not for that. Your crimes are none other than piss-poor quality spam posts.




Who_Flung_Poo?

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#8 11 years ago

If I pledge to donate 5 rep points can I get one of those fancy no spill mugs?




Ki Adi Mundi VIP Member

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#9 11 years ago

I want the turtleneck.




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#10 11 years ago
Ki Adi Mundi;4000983Yes, you are, but not for that. Your crimes are none other than piss-poor quality spam posts.

You know, call me crazy but isn't a spam post with quality somewhat of a contradiction?

I always thought that a lack of quality was an inherent part of a spam post...

Granted, it has been a while since I have wandered the forums, so whatever.

I retract this statement and revert to my original post!

Shit...