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#1 4 years ago

THE BANSHEE'S CALL SHALL WAKE THE DEAD; WHEN DARK PORTENTS WAX NIGH HEED THEM AS THE COUNSEL OF A SEER, OR A FATHER THE YNGIR, WHO HAVE SLEPT SINCE THE BIRTH OF CHAOS SHALL CRAWL ONCE MORE FROM THEIR TOMBS, THIRSTING FOR WARMTH. THE WAR IN HEAVEN SHALL BE AS NOTHING TO THEIR VENGEANCE FOR THE SONS OF ASURYAN, FEW IN NUMBER, CANNOT STAND AGAINST THEM. AND THE EYE OF ISHA SHALL DIM, CLOSING FOR ETERNITY SUCH A GENTLE GODDESS CANNOT WITNESS SUCH ATROCITIES AS THEY SHALL WREAK. THE SOULLESS ONES SHALL BE THE HARBINGERS OF THE DARK FATE THEN SHALL COME THE LIVING DEAD, THE PROGENY THEN THE THIRSTING ONES, THE FOREVER DAMNED AND THE GALAXY SHALL RUN RED AS THE BLOOD OF ELDANESH, THE VAUL-MOON SHALL BRING FORTH THE DRAGON THE MASTER OF DEATH WILL DRINK DEEP FROM ISHA'S EYE THAT WHICH LIES OUTSIDE WILL BE DRAWN TO THE HARVEST AND THE JACKAL-GOD SHALL TURN BROTHER AGAINST BROTHER. THE FOUR SHALL TAKE THEIR PLACE AMONGST THE STARS, THEIR LEGIONS ASCENDANT, UNSTOPPABLE AS THE NIGHT A DEADLY SHROUD SHALL FALL ACROSS THE SPIRIT AND THE GALAXY SHALL MOURN.

Reasons to be a Necron

Reasons to NOT be a Necron

  • You will be highly hated due to the amount of cheese in your units.
  • You are the slowest race.
  • You cannot differentiate the wimminz and the manz, so you will accept the risks.
  • You will be mocked for being "Super Secret Pony Friends" with the Blood Angels. Of course, all your opponent's smug mocking will turn into delicious rage the moment he realizes the amount of cheesy rape your combined Necron and Blood Angel force can bring on the table.
  • Your entire backstory and plot has been raped Not really, not that hard to imagine some Tomb Worlds taken over by escaped Transcendent C'tan. Less apocalypse terror/inevitable doom though...
  • The Unholy Beast has handled your race with his touch. Although to your credit, the fluff isn't Ward Knights-tier terrible.(I disagree...At least the grey knights were not turned from demon killers to, lets say, space French who wanted to become demons.)
  • No biology means no sex, and before you ask the answer is no, ripping off someone's skin and wearing it does not make you alive enough to have sex. Aren't we robots? With hyper advanced tech? Cant we make robot dicks for ourselves? That don't need a 'down time'? Face it, your argument is invalid.

Reasons to like the Newcrons

  • More personality and individual backstory.
  • Space Egyptians!
  • You like robo skirts
  • You like the idea of the immortals trying to become mortal
  • POKEMON!
  • You always felt the C'Tan were overpowered and seeing them locked up makes you feel good.
  • You never liked the idea of Borg that worship that giant yellow bug thing that made Green Lantern evil.

Reasons to like Oldcrons/hate Newcrons

  • They could have very, VERY easily added much more personality and crunch WITHOUT rewriting the lore, some quick examples being introducing Necron splinter groups who lost contact with the C'Tan, have necron lords slowly regain their personalities over time, have the necrons repeats action and tactics from when they were alive dawn of the dead style, etc. The Maynarkh Dynasty is a good step in the right direction in terms of making Necrons with conflicting motivations, then again that's like throwing someone a fish stick after stealing all their food. Don't thank someone for giving a poor person food scarps.
  • You feel that the whole Space Egyptian motif doesn't really cover up the transparent attempt by GeeDubs to make them metallic Elfdar.
  • WHAT IS THE POINT OF A ROBOT WEARING A SKIRT!?! Is he afraid his balls of steel would hang out?
  • You find immortal robots that can't be killed even after being nuked wanting to get all meaty and die like us one of the most stupidest ideas ever.
  • You find the C'Tan intimidating and put them on par with or above the Chaos gods.
  • You find the idea of borg that worship that giant yellow bug thing that turned Green Lantern evil unique and awesome.
  • You found Pariahs the most awesome unit in the game and loved the fact Flayed Ones were necrons who kept their emotions and they drove them insane...And loath the "Oh it was all cursy virusy thing!" backstory. Or you're just totally homo for Tomas Macabee's voice (Not that there's anything wrong, mind, but there are other alternatives).
  • You think Necrons should be scary as opposed to a little flamboyant.

[color=#000000][size=2][b][i]Heralds of the coming doom, Like the cry of the Raven, we are drawn, This oath of war and vengeance, On a blade of exalted iron sworn, With blood anointed swords



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#2 4 years ago
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#3 4 years ago

You just ruined a perfectly good thread.




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#4 4 years ago

Perfect!




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#5 4 years ago

Primarch Vulkan;5737210THE BANSHEE'S CALL SHALL WAKE THE DEAD; WHEN DARK PORTENTS WAX NIGH HEED THEM AS THE COUNSEL OF A SEER, OR A FATHER THE YNGIR, WHO HAVE SLEPT SINCE THE BIRTH OF CHAOS SHALL CRAWL ONCE MORE FROM THEIR TOMBS, THIRSTING FOR WARMTH. THE WAR IN HEAVEN SHALL BE AS NOTHING TO THEIR VENGEANCE FOR THE SONS OF ASURYAN, FEW IN NUMBER, CANNOT STAND AGAINST THEM. AND THE EYE OF ISHA SHALL DIM, CLOSING FOR ETERNITY SUCH A GENTLE GODDESS CANNOT WITNESS SUCH ATROCITIES AS THEY SHALL WREAK. THE SOULLESS ONES SHALL BE THE HARBINGERS OF THE DARK FATE THEN SHALL COME THE LIVING DEAD, THE PROGENY THEN THE THIRSTING ONES, THE FOREVER DAMNED AND THE GALAXY SHALL RUN RED AS THE BLOOD OF ELDANESH, THE VAUL-MOON SHALL BRING FORTH THE DRAGON THE MASTER OF DEATH WILL DRINK DEEP FROM ISHA'S EYE THAT WHICH LIES OUTSIDE WILL BE DRAWN TO THE HARVEST AND THE JACKAL-GOD SHALL TURN BROTHER AGAINST BROTHER. THE FOUR SHALL TAKE THEIR PLACE AMONGST THE STARS, THEIR LEGIONS ASCENDANT, UNSTOPPABLE AS THE NIGHT A DEADLY SHROUD SHALL FALL ACROSS THE SPIRIT AND THE GALAXY SHALL MOURN.

Reasons to be a Necron

Reasons to NOT be a Necron
  • You will be highly hated due to the amount of cheese in your units.
  • You are the slowest race.
  • You cannot differentiate the wimminz and the manz, so you will accept the risks.
  • You will be mocked for being "Super Secret Pony Friends" with the Blood Angels. Of course, all your opponent's smug mocking will turn into delicious rage the moment he realizes the amount of cheesy rape your combined Necron and Blood Angel force can bring on the table.
  • Your entire backstory and plot has been raped Not really, not that hard to imagine some Tomb Worlds taken over by escaped Transcendent C'tan. Less apocalypse terror/inevitable doom though...
  • The Unholy Beast has handled your race with his touch. Although to your credit, the fluff isn't Ward Knights-tier terrible.(I disagree...At least the grey knights were not turned from demon killers to, lets say, space French who wanted to become demons.)
  • No biology means no sex, and before you ask the answer is no, ripping off someone's skin and wearing it does not make you alive enough to have sex. Aren't we robots? With hyper advanced tech? Cant we make robot dicks for ourselves? That don't need a 'down time'? Face it, your argument is invalid.
Reasons to like the Newcrons
  • More personality and individual backstory.
  • Space Egyptians!
  • You like robo skirts
  • You like the idea of the immortals trying to become mortal
  • POKEMON!
  • You always felt the C'Tan were overpowered and seeing them locked up makes you feel good.
  • You never liked the idea of Borg that worship that giant yellow bug thing that made Green Lantern evil.
Reasons to like Oldcrons/hate Newcrons
  • They could have very, VERY easily added much more personality and crunch WITHOUT rewriting the lore, some quick examples being introducing Necron splinter groups who lost contact with the C'Tan, have necron lords slowly regain their personalities over time, have the necrons repeats action and tactics from when they were alive dawn of the dead style, etc. The Maynarkh Dynasty is a good step in the right direction in terms of making Necrons with conflicting motivations, then again that's like throwing someone a fish stick after stealing all their food. Don't thank someone for giving a poor person food scarps.
  • You feel that the whole Space Egyptian motif doesn't really cover up the transparent attempt by GeeDubs to make them metallic Elfdar.
  • WHAT IS THE POINT OF A ROBOT WEARING A SKIRT!?! Is he afraid his balls of steel would hang out?
  • You find immortal robots that can't be killed even after being nuked wanting to get all meaty and die like us one of the most stupidest ideas ever.
  • You find the C'Tan intimidating and put them on par with or above the Chaos gods.
  • You find the idea of borg that worship that giant yellow bug thing that turned Green Lantern evil unique and awesome.
  • You found Pariahs the most awesome unit in the game and loved the fact Flayed Ones were necrons who kept their emotions and they drove them insane...And loath the "Oh it was all cursy virusy thing!" backstory. Or you're just totally homo for Tomas Macabee's voice (Not that there's anything wrong, mind, but there are other alternatives).
  • You think Necrons should be scary as opposed to a little flamboyant.

That was beautiful. Also I'd like to be a Necron




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#6 4 years ago

Existentialism is possibly the most onerous imposition of life. The need to ask why, to find some explanation. Nevertheless, despite the perfections granted me, I remain a living man and so must suffer under the cacophony of questions in my brain. And so I send out this final message to attempt to answer some of the questions you will have. Why did I lead my fellows to their doom here on this arid plateau? Why have I submitted myself to the power of the immortal creatures who have risen from its sands? How could I, a respected scientist and prominent citizen, turn my back on the civilization that has given me so much? The answer is simple. I have done everything in the name of purity. Before my memories and emotions were reassembled in this more perfect form some fifteen cycles ago, I had spent a human lifetime studying civilization in all its forms. The sum of my work can be put thus: all life exists in discord. War and strife affect all known societies and all species spend their existences competing with others for limited resources. From the cries of an infant for the maternal teat to the wretched stench of the aged dying in their own filth, life is a series of squabbles and ugly messes. There is an alternative. There exists a state in which all conflict is resolved and all is cold and silent. There are no wants, no wars, no squabbles. You may call this state death if you wish, but that is a misnomer. Death is but the ending of life, and that is only a means to an end. That end is purity, the time when all is still and unchanging. Our universe began in purity and it will return to that blessed state. Hastening that return is the great work of the perfected beings I have awoken and who have made me their own. You have tried to undo our great work. You have spread your vile, unclean selves across the galaxy, making a mockery of the beautiful silence we had wrought. It was all in vain. Rejoice, for we have returned and your days are at an end.


[color=#000000][size=2][b][i]Heralds of the coming doom, Like the cry of the Raven, we are drawn, This oath of war and vengeance, On a blade of exalted iron sworn, With blood anointed swords



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#7 4 years ago

WHOSE FOOTPRINTS ARE THESE?

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