29th January 2005
The officers followed tracks to a nearby cliff, where they spotted the bodies of 25 ponies of various colors and ages in the early stages of decomposition.
Such is life for ponies.
8th November 2005
That totally wasn't me.
28th March 2008
If there wasn't bite marks, that definitely wasn't me.
8th October 2005
Apparently someone wanted pony burgers real bad.