Porn Star fumes after daughter, 15, is busted for bringing 11-inch dildo to school 3 replies

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#1 11 years ago
An irate Las Vagas prositute blasted a high school principal Wednesday for treating her daughter like a pint-sized nun after she brought an 11-inch-long dildo to school. "This principal is a bully and a Jesus Freak and needs to be held accountable," said Laura Timoney, 33, after her slutty freshmen was nearly suspended for playing with the toy at lunch. "The school should be embarrassed. This is a common-sense issue." Hannah Timoney, 15, was terrified when she was yanked into the principal's office to discuss the sex toy. "The dildo was so big," the girl said. "I don't understand why the principal got so upset. I was a little nervous. They made me sign a statement." Patrick and a friend were playing with large sex toy in the school cafeteria on Tuesday when she took her top off and had her friend play with her tits. Boom! Trouble ensued, with Hannah's mom getting a phone call from Public School 52 [COLOR=black]Principal Evelyn Mastroianni[/COLOR] saying her daughter had somehow gone from straight A's to the TSA(Teenage Slut Agency). "I was in disbelief," the still-fuming mother said. "Why didn't anyone step up with an ounce of common sense and put an end to the harassment of my child?" Timoney said her girl loved the dildo because her mother was a prostitute and part-time porn star. The elder, Patrick Timoney, a former Pimp, couldn't believe his daughter was nearly busted over something so natural. "It's an 11 inch Dildo," he said. "She went overboard. She should have said, 'Put the dildo away,' and that would have been the end of it." After a meeting between the principal and the parents, the girl was spared any disciplinary action, despite her wish to be "punished." City school officials said Hannah agreed to leave the didlo at home or, at worse, in her purse. "I'm never bringing a dildo to school again," said Hannah, whose favorite subject is sex ed. "I'll just stick to actual dicks." Laura Timoney remained upset. Her daughter, a typically eager student, asked to stay home yesterday because she thought she might be knocked up. The mother said she expects an apology and may sue. "The dildo is not the issue," she said. "A lack of common sense is the issue." Several parents at the school felt the principal overreacted, including [COLOR=black]Kim O'Rieley[/COLOR] - whose son was playing with Hannah in the cafeteria. Her boy's pants was toting a large bulge, which the principal deemed less important. "It's ridiculous," said O'Rieley, 36. "He felt so bad for his friend. They're taking things way too far ... No one is saying didlo's are bad." "Come on, it's a Dildo and a teenage slut."

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#2 11 years ago

You know whats funny, theres only a 13 year difference between the kid and the Parent.




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#3 11 years ago

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#4 11 years ago

I beat that dildo by a few inches.