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Queef Richards

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#1 8 years ago

[SIZE="3"]Your mother is so dead not even jesus can resurrect her.

Your car is so cheap it has shopping bags instead of air bags.

Your phone is so old you still get calls from President Bush.

Your art sucks so bad not even the cavemen are impressed.

Continue.[/SIZE]




Ryojin

lolwut?

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#2 8 years ago

No.


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G.R.A.E.M.E. Advanced Member

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#3 8 years ago

Your insults are so bad, the orientation of HIV's polarity on people turns into positive.


Formerly known as Graeme and Arld.



Primarch Vulkan Advanced Member

For the Emperor! Knights of Caliban!

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#4 8 years ago

I will cut your dick off and shove it up your moms ass then glue your moms ass shut...


[color=#000000][size=2][b][i]Heralds of the coming doom, Like the cry of the Raven, we are drawn, This oath of war and vengeance, On a blade of exalted iron sworn, With blood anointed swords



Ryojin

lolwut?

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#5 8 years ago
Primarch Sanguinius;5695256I will cut your dick off and shove it up your moms ass then glue your moms ass shut...

That's... Uhh... not an insult.... That's a threat...


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Asheekay

I live on Gaming Forums

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#6 8 years ago

Yo mama's so fat, when she steps in the elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo mama's so fat, a passport size photo of her takes 3 pages!

Yo mama's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall!




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I didn't make it!

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#7 8 years ago
Primarch Sanguinius;5695256I will cut your dick off and shove it up your moms ass then glue your moms ass shut...

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SeinfeldisKindaOk

5.56 smoke Haji every day

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#8 8 years ago

Hitler called. He says you need to be a better person.




Primarch Vulkan Advanced Member

For the Emperor! Knights of Caliban!

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#9 8 years ago
Ryojin;5695259That's... Uhh... not an insult.... That's a threat...

ah so it is....:moon:


[color=#000000][size=2][b][i]Heralds of the coming doom, Like the cry of the Raven, we are drawn, This oath of war and vengeance, On a blade of exalted iron sworn, With blood anointed swords



Schofield Advanced Member

om :A

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#10 8 years ago

tickle my aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasshole