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Lolly

The future is in my pants.

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#1 12 years ago

Post your chats from chatrooms that you deem humorous.

You may submit them from any chat medium, so long as they have reasonable formatting (IRC, AIM, ICQ, Yahoo, NOT MSN or MS Chat).

Okay, I'll start:

Hey Mike what? Pussy. er? Pussy. and? Pussy. ... Pussy. i dont get it AND YOU NEVER WILL. bastard



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#2 12 years ago

:uhm:




Guns4Hire

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#3 12 years ago

I don't chat in chatrooms cuz they are gay. I don't chat in chatrooms cuz they are gay. I don't chat in chatrooms cuz they are gay. I don't chat in chatrooms cuz they are gay. I don't chat in chatrooms cuz they are gay. I don't chat in chatrooms cuz they are gay. I don't chat in chatrooms cuz they are gay. I don't chat in chatrooms cuz they are gay. I don't chat in chatrooms cuz they are gay. I don't chat in chatrooms cuz they are gay. I don't chat in chatrooms cuz they are gay. I don't chat in chatrooms cuz they are gay. I don't chat in chatrooms cuz they are gay.




Scientist Dr. Professor

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#4 12 years ago

http://gamingforums.com/showthread.php?t=224228&highlight=sax+on+the+beach

It was probably one of my best moments.

[06:10:04 PM] *** Buying B: hu r u? [06:10:15 PM] SeinfeldRules: Why did you add me? [06:10:22 PM] *** Buying B: why'd u add me? [06:10:35 PM] *** Buying B: how'd u get my addy? [06:10:37 PM] SeinfeldRules: What are you talking about? [06:10:42 PM] *** Buying B: u added me!!!!! [06:10:48 PM] SeinfeldRules: You added me! [06:10:55 PM] *** Buying B: u added me!!!!!!! [06:10:58 PM] *** Buying B: just now!!!!!!!! [06:11:03 PM] SeinfeldRules: No I didn't! [06:11:11 PM] *** Buying B: yea u did!!!!! [06:11:12 PM] SeinfeldRules: Stop trying to mess with my mind! [06:11:17 PM] SeinfeldRules: I know your games [06:11:26 PM] SeinfeldRules: You can't fool me! [06:11:29 PM] *** Buying B: wat????? [06:11:41 PM] *** Buying B: dude cum back down 2 earth [06:11:45 PM] *** Buying B: i aint playin wif ya [06:11:53 PM] *** Buying B: u added me and i wanna no why? [06:12:21 PM] SeinfeldRules: BUT I DIDN't ADD YOU THATS THE POINT! [06:12:31 PM] SeinfeldRules: GOD! [06:12:33 PM] *** Buying B: well i didn't add u!!!!!!!!! [06:12:36 PM] *** Buying B: GOD!

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[06:14:39 PM] *** Buying B: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!! [06:14:53 PM] SeinfeldRules: Don't do that, it makes you look stupid [06:15:13 PM] *** Buying B: Yes MUM [06:15:20 PM] *** Buying B: sorry mother dearest [06:15:24 PM] *** Buying B: :D [06:15:52 PM] *** Buying B: ..... [06:15:52 PM] SeinfeldRules: Yes, you best be listening to your mother [06:16:00 PM] *** Buying B: yea mum [06:16:11 PM] SeinfeldRules: Yeah, you're in for a whipping, child [06:16:22 PM] *** Buying B: Sorry mother i didn't mean it [06:16:28 PM] SeinfeldRules: Too late. [06:16:36 PM] SeinfeldRules: You did the crime, now you must pay [06:16:45 PM] *** Buying B: 0o sorry [06:16:56 PM] SeinfeldRules: No sorrys from you, I don't wanna hear it [06:17:00 PM] *** Buying B: i''ll pay 4 wat i've done in hell thank u vry much [06:17:07 PM] *** Buying B: mother!!!!! [06:17:19 PM] SeinfeldRules: That's where you're going, if you don't stop bothering me. [06:17:20 PM] *** Buying B: jERK [06:17:24 PM] SeinfeldRules: jEW [06:17:45 PM] *** Buying B: yEA MOTHER [06:18:18 PM] SeinfeldRules: Damn right, child

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[06:27:45 PM] *** Buying B: ovcorse not sherlok [06:28:06 PM] SeinfeldRules: Wow, that's an interesting way to spell Sherlock. [06:28:17 PM] SeinfeldRules: Oh, and can I call you Rin Tin Tin? [06:28:18 PM] *** Buying B: i'm an interesting person [06:28:29 PM] SeinfeldRules: Yes, I'm sure you are Rin Tin Tin [06:28:30 PM] *** Buying B: um no..u can call me Tom [06:28:40 PM] SeinfeldRules: Naw, I prefer Rin Tin Tin [06:28:50 PM] *** Buying B: ok i'll call u jackass then [06:28:55 PM] SeinfeldRules: Sure! [06:29:02 PM] *** Buying B: wateva u say jackass [06:29:21 PM] SeinfeldRules: Yep! [06:29:36 PM] SeinfeldRules: So Rin Tin Tin, why did you add me [06:29:46 PM] *** Buying B: oh fuck off [06:29:54 PM] SeinfeldRules: But why? [06:30:06 PM] SeinfeldRules: What have I done? :'( [06:30:08 PM] *** Buying B: cuz i said so

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[06:30:18 PM] *** Buying B: how old r u jackass [06:30:22 PM] SeinfeldRules: Rin Tin Tin, how could you do this to me? [06:30:29 PM] SeinfeldRules: 104 [06:30:38 PM] SeinfeldRules: Even though I look 75 [06:30:39 PM] *** Buying B: ur 14 [06:30:43 PM] SeinfeldRules: Hah, no [06:30:52 PM] SeinfeldRules: Add 90 to that [06:30:59 PM] *** Buying B: well u should b talk,in 2 a girl my age then [06:31:05 PM] SeinfeldRules: What? [06:31:21 PM] SeinfeldRules: That sentence made no sense [06:31:29 PM] *** Buying B: yea it did [06:31:33 PM] SeinfeldRules: I don't think it was even in English [06:31:54 PM] *** Buying B: i'm sorry did u say something? [06:32:06 PM] SeinfeldRules: Yeah, and it was in English too

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[06:34:02 PM] SeinfeldRules: Hello? [06:34:05 PM] SeinfeldRules: *pokes* [06:34:34 PM] SeinfeldRules: *nudges* [06:34:40 PM] SeinfeldRules: *beats over head* [06:34:45 PM] SeinfeldRules: *pistol whips* [06:36:23 PM] SeinfeldRules: *Engages in hot intercourse* [06:37:02 PM] SeinfeldRules: *Kills* [06:37:15 PM] SeinfeldRules: *Engages in hot intercourse with dead body* [06:37:25 PM] SeinfeldRules: *Continues* [06:37:31 PM] SeinfeldRules: *Stops* [06:37:40 PM] SeinfeldRules: *Goes to watch Snuff film* [06:38:00 PM] SeinfeldRules: *Gets bored* [06:38:18 PM] SeinfeldRules: *Returns to dead body* [06:38:39 PM] SeinfeldRules: *Kicks head off dead body* [06:38:50 PM] SeinfeldRules: *Plays football with head* [06:39:47 PM] SeinfeldRules: *calls friends over* [06:39:54 PM] SeinfeldRules: *Friends marvel at dead body* [06:40:16 PM] SeinfeldRules: *Friends agree to play football with head*

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[06:46:01 PM] Confused and: I'm a Wiccan fool [06:46:10 PM] SeinfeldRules: OH! I'm so scared! [06:46:21 PM] SeinfeldRules: Wiccans are pansies [06:46:39 PM] SeinfeldRules: Using witchcraft to get ahead in life [06:46:48 PM] SeinfeldRules: Real men don't need witchcraft [06:46:55 PM] Confused and: i'm a girl? [06:47:05 PM] SeinfeldRules: Oh, in that case... [06:47:13 PM] SeinfeldRules: A/S/L? [06:47:48 PM] Confused and: 14 girl auckland nz [06:48:13 PM] SeinfeldRules: 104/T/San Fransisco [06:48:25 PM] SeinfeldRules: T is for transvestite ;) [06:48:25 PM] Confused and: ur a trans? [06:48:31 PM] SeinfeldRules: Yes! [06:48:36 PM] Confused and: haha] [06:48:54 PM] SeinfeldRules: Yes, being a trans is awesome! [06:49:07 PM] Confused and: lol [06:49:25 PM] SeinfeldRules: It's like being bisexual, but better! [06:50:00 PM] Confused and: so wats the different betwwen transexual and bisexual? [06:50:29 PM] SeinfeldRules: Transexuals dress up as men/women. Bisexuals screw everything in sight. Even dogs! [06:50:39 PM] Confused and: oh [06:50:47 PM] SeinfeldRules: But I do that too sometimes, so I shouldn't be talking...

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[06:51:03 PM] Confused and: lol i've never had sex b4 [06:51:11 PM] Confused and: i'm a virgin [06:51:19 PM] SeinfeldRules: OMG YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR MISSING! [06:51:25 PM] SeinfeldRules: GO GET A BOYFRIEND! [06:51:26 PM] SeinfeldRules: NOW! [06:51:32 PM] Confused and: i have 1 [06:51:40 PM] Confused and: i've neva been kissed either [06:51:42 PM] SeinfeldRules: THEN FUCK HIM! [06:51:46 PM] SeinfeldRules: FUCK HIM HARD! [06:51:47 PM] Confused and: ^o) [06:52:02 PM] Confused and: i'm not the fucking or the kissing type [06:52:18 PM] SeinfeldRules: Then what are you? A prude? [06:52:35 PM] Confused and: wats that? [06:52:43 PM] Confused and: ^o) [06:52:51 PM] SeinfeldRules: A Lesbian [06:53:02 PM] Confused and: nooo [06:53:03 PM] Confused and: ewwwww [06:53:11 PM] Confused and: i got a boyfriend!! i just don't hav sex [06:53:27 PM] SeinfeldRules: Why not? It's the best thing that can happen to you. [06:54:10 PM] Confused and: yea i'm sure it is [06:54:16 PM] Confused and: but i don't have time [06:54:25 PM] SeinfeldRules: All it takes is 3 minutes. [06:54:33 PM] SeinfeldRules: In, out, your done.

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[07:05:30 PM] SeinfeldRules: How come your boyfriend doesn't want to have sex with you? [07:05:48 PM] Confused and: he mite i duno [07:05:54 PM] Confused and: we havn't talked about it [07:06:03 PM] SeinfeldRules: Ask him if he wants a blow job. [07:06:35 PM] Confused and: yea i wud hav more luk digging through the earth [07:06:53 PM] SeinfeldRules: Believe me, no straight man turns down a blow job

*Several Minutes pass*

[07:09:59 PM] SeinfeldRules: You do know how to give blow jobs, right? [07:10:17 PM] Confused and: my friend told me once [07:10:36 PM] SeinfeldRules: Its like eating a bananna, except you don't bite down. Men don't like that. [07:11:08 PM] Confused and: eww [07:11:13 PM] SeinfeldRules: What? [07:11:19 PM] Confused and: thats gross [07:11:19 PM] SeinfeldRules: Its totally natural [07:11:39 PM] SeinfeldRules: Just remeber to swallow, It doesn't feel good unless you swallow.




rebornintheglory

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#5 12 years ago

:rofl:

Where do you come up with this?!?!




Scientist Dr. Professor

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#6 12 years ago

It's all gravy baby.




Lolly

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#7 12 years ago

Hehe.

JstWnnaHveFuN08: do you think i should call a guy friend and talk to him about my problems? or will he not care? Lolly: Here's how it works: if a guy helps you with your problems, you're obligated to give him a blowjob. JstWnnaHveFuN08: lol thanks that cheered me up Lolly: No problem. That'll be one blowjob please.



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#8 12 years ago

mmmmmmmmm




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#9 12 years ago

Oh and this:

Hey Mike what? Pussy. er? Pussy. and? Pussy. ... Pussy. i dont get it AND YOU NEVER WILL. bastard

*COUGH* *Ahem* http://www.bash.org/?262353 *Cough* *Cough*




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#10 12 years ago

And this too:

JstWnnaHveFuN08: do you think i should call a guy friend and talk to him about my problems? or will he not care? Lolly: Here's how it works: if a guy helps you with your problems, you're obligated to give him a blowjob. JstWnnaHveFuN08: lol thanks that cheered me up Lolly: No problem. That'll be one blowjob please.

http://www.bash.org/?424487 OH SNAP.