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Museum

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#1 7 years ago

Welcome to the world of quantum geography. It can be difficult to understand concepts such as those presented here, but try to keep up or your martial arts may not be pumpkin juiced within a pirate fat hat.




Raptor_101

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#2 7 years ago

Chickens are quantum geography. They taste good, but have the tendency to turn into socks or saucepans.




Darth Taxi

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#3 7 years ago

it has been found out that chicken is sock and saucepan at the same time, evidence is provided by simple statement [23:51] muse: my chicken sits in a kayak with a plastic hammer [23:51] muse: smashing away at reality (muse 2011) This statement proves that there is absolutely no way for chicken being anything else but the mentioned materials

__________________________________________________________________________ Reference list: Muse (2011) ''Lecture on Tyny Chat'', Filefront: Spam forum




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#4 7 years ago

At any one time the probability of a chicken being a saucepan is 1. At the same time the probability of the same chicken being a different saucepan is also 1. The probability of both of those same chicken being a sock is 1 too, which means that chickens are socks and saucepans, and always will be. Unless they are a different sock or saucepan, at the same time.




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#5 7 years ago

Even though, the chicken may be observed from real point of view as a real object it should not be neglected that chicken is also a metaphysical idea of everything. This idea has, however, been manifested into real form which produces eggs. Eggs are cooked on pan. Pan can be a saucepan as it still is a pan and therefore from this we can logically asume that if chicken is a sauce pan then chicken is an egg. Eggs are usually white and there also are white socks existing, therefore this is an ultimate proof of the theory that chicken is a sock.




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#6 7 years ago

Muse have I ever told you I hated you?




Museum

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#7 7 years ago

On the contrary, you never tell me otherwise.




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#8 7 years ago

Quantum of Geography would've made a better Bond movie.




Ser Rets

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#9 7 years ago

But are chickens not a metaphysical viewpoint on society?




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#10 7 years ago

that is an interesting point, very metaphorical and allegoric at the same time, however I would not limit chicken just to society but to idea of god in general, meaning everything