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#1 2 years ago

What are you Lord of, and if you're the fifth, who were your predecessors?




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#2 2 years ago

"Serio"What are you Lord of?[/quote]I am currently the ruler and grand inquisitor to the Island stromrate of Snarkland which used to be "Reggae land" 'Until I came with my guns and heavy metal music and put a stop to all the dope puffing, gin swilling, Marley inspired music nonsense.

[quote="Serio"]Who were your predecessors?

I am the Great-Great -Great- Great Grandfather to Lord Rumpuss the Fourth...There were complications involving a time machine and my no condom policy.


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#3 2 years ago

Is that near Serkonos, or are you of the noble Gristol families?


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#4 2 years ago

No my island Stromrate is farther south east of R'yleh. Ever heard of it?

And the only Gristol I knew was the one I fed to my man-sharks.

In fact I'm currently typing this on my lappy, lying on a recliner surrounded by white sand beaches, sipping cool martini and admiring the many bikini clad womyn running around in abject terror, as I'm listening to the soothing sounds of Morbid Angel while being engaged in a friendly debate with my good friend and Star God C'hutulu about the pros and cons of tentacle rape.


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#5 2 years ago

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Well, each to their own. I think I'd be content with just the sandy beaches and nubyle womyn.


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#6 2 years ago

That kind of small thinking is the very reason you don't have an island filled with bikini clad womyn and impotent idiots to rule over.

And man-sharks...I almost forgot the man-sharks.


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#7 2 years ago

I also have a question for your highness.

Do you have a prominent rump, sir? Your name drops too many titillating hints.




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#8 2 years ago

You love big butts and you cannot lie?


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#9 2 years ago

Ugh, no! :mad:

I like ... normal sized ones.

Damn. My secret is out now!




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#10 2 years ago

And that's why I'm Grand Inquisitor.

On a side note: Google "Big Booty Persian chicks".


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