"My Life is Twlight"...possibly the saddest thing ever 20 replies

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NiteStryker

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#1 11 years ago

Home - My Life Is Twilight | I don't think I could be any more obsessed..

So, this is a website in the style of "fmylife", where people write something crappy that happened to them, only it is in the style of twilight, written by moron teenage girls who compare their life to the stupid fad going on right now.

Some entries...

Today my boyfriend and I were watching twilight, when the kissing scene came on, my boyfriend switched it off and tried his best to re-enact the scene, even trying to fly off the bed. It was so cute. MLIT[/QUOTE]

and

[QUOTE=]Today my cousin gave me an Edward and Bella poster, only she found a picture of me and glued my face on top of Bella's. I love it! MLIT

It is times like these that I root for al-queda.




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#2 11 years ago

gogo terrorism




Jetfreak

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#3 11 years ago

fans do take it to extremes




NiteStryker

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#4 11 years ago

These people actually want to be in the movie.

I have enjoyed alot of movies, but I never see the car a movie star was driving and then follow it.




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#5 11 years ago

If I bite someone in the neck and drink all of their blood, is that a MLIT moment?

Also, my life is 3:00 PM EST.




Commissar MercZ

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#6 11 years ago

what




Nittany Tiger Advanced Member

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#7 11 years ago

What?




NiteStryker

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#8 11 years ago

I bet its easy as hell to seduce 15 year olds these days if all I have to do is put an ice pack on my lips and throw some glitter on.




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#9 11 years ago

Can you leave my general vicinity? I don't want to be seen next to a pedophile.




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#10 11 years ago

:hansen: