"Who's on first?" George W Bush style!! HILARIOUS!!! 5 replies

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phoenizz

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#1 15 years ago

Secretary: - Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you. George B. : - Good, send her in. Secretary: - Yessir. (Hangs up. Condi enters.) Condoleeza: - Good morning, Mr. President. George B. : - Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. What's happening? Condoleeza : - Well, Mr. President, I have the report here about the new leader in China. George B. : - Great, Condi. Lay it on me. Condoleeza : - Mr. President, Hu is the new leader of China. George B. : - Well, that's what I want to know. Condoleeza : - But that's what I'm telling you, Mr. President. George B. : - Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condie. Who is the new leader of China? Condoleeza : - Yes. George B. : - I mean the fellow's name. Condoleeza : - Hu. George B. : - The guy in China. Condoleeza : - Hu. George B. : - The new leader of China. Condoleeza : - Hu. George B. : - The Chinaman! Condoleeza : - Hu is leading China, Mr. President. George B. : - Whaddya' asking me for? Condoleeza : - I'm telling you Hu is leading China. George B. : - Well, I'm asking you, Condie. Who is leading China? Condoleeza : - That's the man's name. George B. : - That's who's name? Condoleeza : - Yes. (Pause.) George B. : - Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? Condoleeza : - Yes, sir. George B. : - Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. Condoleeza : - That's correct. George B. : - Then who is in China? Condoleeza : - Yes, sir. George B. : - Yassir is in China? Condoleeza : - No, sir. George B. : - Then who is? Condoleeza : - Yes, sir. George B. : - Yassir? Condoleeza : - No, sir. (Pause. Crumples paper) George B. : - Condi, you're starting to piss me off now, and it's not 'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why don't you get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone. Condoleeza : - Kofi Annan? George B. : - No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap. Condoleeza : - You want Kofi? George B. : - No. Condoleeza : - You don't want Kofi. George B. : - No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. Condoleeza : - Yes, sir. George B. : - Not Yassir! The guy at the United Nations. Condoleeza : - Kofi? George B. : - Milk! Will you please make that call? Condoleeza : - And call who? George B. : - Well, who is the guy at the U.N? Condoleeza : - No, Hu is the guy in China. George B. : - Will you stay out of China?! Condoleeza : - Yes, sir. George B. : - And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. Condoleeza : - Kofi. George B. : - All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. (Condi picks up the phone.) Condoleeza : - Hello. Rice, here. George B. : - Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get chinese food in the Middle East? I don't know.




Mast3rofPuppets Advanced Member

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#2 15 years ago

:rofl:




AegenemmnoN Advanced Member

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#3 15 years ago
Holden George B. : - Condi, you're starting to piss me off now, and it's not 'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why don't you get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone. Condoleeza : - Kofi Annan? George B. : - No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that ebonics crap.

HAHHAHAHAH! thats the very best part.




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#4 15 years ago

Ahahhaa




Zab

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#5 15 years ago

:lol::lolpoint: DAMN! that's great!




phoenizz

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#6 15 years ago

It's really old, from 2000 but i just remembered it existed and i spent like 30 minutes trying to find it on google.