Da man wit da riddles
21st October 2004
same as everything ... post a joke and the person under ya has to rate it 10/10 being the most 1/10 being the least so start the votes!!! Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the ladies room, there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie... Poof. They are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.
Sooooo, a redhead of questionable looks walks into the ladies room, stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." Poof. The mirror swallows her.
Next, a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the sexiest woman alive." Poof. The mirror swallows her.
Then, an absolutely gorgeous blonde comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think..." Poof.
Trekkie At Large.....
26th April 2004
10/10 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? Bad golfer goes, *WHACK* ''Darn!!'' Bad skydiver goes, ''Darn'' *WHACK*
Flames on fire?
14th February 2004
Aunt Poline took her 2 children onto an aeroplane for the very first time, and because the kids were so excited, they ran on the plane decks over and over happily without stopping.
Aunt Poline, being so used to say the exact same thing when she saw her kids making noise in the house, she said to them, "Stop being so noisy and go outside and continue your playing!"