Do I get paid in pizza, mountain dew, and women? Jacked!
You all know who I am. You probably also know of my insidious reputation as a cunning leader. You know have the rare opportunity to serve me. For I need soldiers, scientists, administrators, and politicians for my great empire. I may also be able to find a job for a pathetic little worm like yourself. There is always room for those!
2 + 2 = 5rly?
This thread makes me think Pencil Sharpeners are awesome.
PethegreatDo I get paid in pizza, mountain dew, and women?
No - that's what I get paid in. You get paid in the crumbs from my pizza, empty soda bottles, and crumpled up pornos in the dumpster. But hey! Practically the same thing, isn't it?
Capt. America works for me now...}>