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#1 4 years ago

Luuk, I ves gunna gu iesy oon yuoo nut tu hoort yuoor feeleengs Boot I'm oonly gueeng tu get thees oone-a chunce-a (Seex meenootes, seex meenootes) Sumetheeng's vrung, I cun feel it (Seex meenootes, seex meenootes, Sleem Shedy, yuoo're-a oon) Joost a feeleeng I'fe-a gut Leeke-a sumetheeng's ebuoot tu heppee Boot I dun't knoo vhet Iff thet meuns, vhet I theenk it meuns, ve-a're-a in truooble-a Beeg truooble-a. Und iff he-a is es bununes es yuoo sey I'm nut tekeeng uny chunces Yuoo vere-a joost vhet zee ductur oordered [Churoos:] I'm begeenning tu feel leeke-a a Rep Gud, Rep Gud Ell my peuple-a frum zee frunt tu zee beck nud, beck nud Noo vhu theenks zeeur erms ere-a lung inuoogh tu slep bux, slep bux? Bork Bork Bork! Zeey seeed I rep leeke-a a rubut, su cell me-a rep-but [Ferse-a 1:] Boot fur me-a tu rep leeke-a a cumpooter moost be-a in my genes I gut a leptup in my beck pucket My pee'll gu ooffff vhee I helff-cuck it Gut a fet knut frum thet rep pruffeet Mede-a a leefing und a keelling ooffff it Ifer seence-a Beell Cleentun ves steell in ooffffeece-a Veet Muneeca Looeenski feeleeng oon hees nootseck I'm un MC steell es hunest Boot es roode-a und es indecent es ell hell Syllebles, skeell-a-huleec (Keell 'im ell veet) Thees fleeppity, deeppity-heeppity heep-hup Yuoo dun't reelly vunna get intu a peessing metch Veet thees reppeety-rep Peckeeng a meck in zee beck ooff zee Ec beckpeck rep, crep, yep-yep, yeckety-yeck und et zee ixect seme-a teeme-a I ettempt zeese-a lyreecel ecrubet stoonts vheele-a I'm precteecing thet I'll steell be-a eble-a tu breek a muzeerffoockeen' teble-a Oofer zee beck ooff a cuoople-a ooff fegguts und creck it in helff Oonly reeleezed it ves iruneec I ves seegned tu Efftermet effter zee fect Hoo cuoold I nut bloo? Ell I du is drup &qoout;F&qoout; bumbs Feel my vret ooff etteck Reppers ere-a hefeeng a ruoogh teeme-a pereeud Here-a's a Mexee-Ped It's ectooelly deesestruoosly bed Fur zee veck vheele-a I'm mesterffoolly cunstroocteeng thees mesterpeeece-a yeeh [Churoos:] 'Coose-a I'm begeenning tu feel leeke-a a Rep Gud, Rep Gud Ell my peuple-a frum zee frunt tu zee beck nud, beck nud Noo vhu theenks zeeur erms ere-a lung inuoogh tu slep bux, slep bux? Bork Bork Bork! Let me-a shoo yuoo meeenteining thees sheet eeen't thet herd, thet herd [Ferse-a 2:] Iferybudy vunt zee key und zee secret tu rep Immurteleety leeke-a I hefe-a gut Vell, tu be-a troothffool zee blooepreent's Seemply rege-a und yuoothffool ixooberunce-a Iferybudy lufes tu ruut fur a nooeesunce-a Heet zee iert leeke-a un esterueed und deed nutheeng boot shuut fur zee muun seence-a (PPEEYOOM) MC's get tekee tu schuul veet thees mooseec 'Coose-a I use-a it es a feheecle-a tu 'boos zee rhyme-a' Noo I leed a Noo Schuul fooll ooff stoodents Me-a? Me-a, I'm a prudooct ooff Rekeem Lekeem Shebezz, 2Pec, N-V-A., Coobe-a, hey, Duc, Ree Yella, Iezy, thunk yuoo, zeey gut Sleem Inspured inuoogh tu oone-a dey groo up Bloo up und beeeng in a puseeshun Tu meet Roon-D.M.C. und indooct zeem Intu zee muzeerffoockeen' Ruck n' Rull Hell ooff Feme-a ifee thuoogh I velk in zee choorch Und boorst in a bell ooff flemes Oonly Hell ooff Feme-a I'll be-a indoocted in is zee elcuhul ooff feme-a Oon zee vell ooff sheme-a Yuoo fegs theenk it's ell a geme-a 'Teel I velk a fluck ooff flemes Ooffff a plunk und Tell me-a vhet in zee foock ere-a yuoo theenking? Bork Bork Bork! Leettle-a gey luukeeng buy Su gey I cun berely sey it veet a 'streeeght' fece-a luukeeng buy Yuoo're-a veetnessing a mess-ooccoor leeke-a yuoo're-a vetcheeng a choorch gezeereeng Und teke-a plece-a luukeeng buy Ooy fey, thet buy's gey Thet's ell zeey sey luukeeng buy Yuoo get a thoombs up, pet oon zee beck Und a &qoout;vey tu gu&qoout; frum yuoor lebel ifery dey luukeeng buy Hey, luukeeng buy, vhet d'yuoo sey luukeeng buy? Bork Bork Bork! I get a &qoout;hell yeeh&qoout; frum Dre-a luukeeng buy I'mma vurk fur iferytheeng I hefe-a Nefer esked nubudy fur sheet Geet oooot my fece-a luukeeng buy Beseecelly buy yuoo're-a nefer gunna be-a cepeble-a ooff keepeeng up veet zee seme-a pece-a luukeeng buy, 'coose-a [Churoos:] I'm begeenning tu feel leeke-a a Rep Gud, Rep Gud Ell my peuple-a frum zee frunt tu zee beck nud, beck nud Zee vey I'm receeng eruoond zee treck, cell me-a Nescer, Nescer Dele-a Iernherdt ooff zee treeeler perk, zee Vheete-a Tresh Gud Kneel beffure-a Generel Zud thees plunet's Kryptun, nu Esgerd, Esgerd [Ferse-a 3:] Su yuoo'll be-a Thur und I'll be-a Oodeen Yuoo rudent, I'm oomneeputent Let ooffff zeen I'm reluedeeng Immedeeetely veet zeese-a bumbs I'm tuteen' Und I shuoold nut be-a vukee I'm zee velkeeng deed Boot I'm joost a telkeeng heed, a zumbeee-a flueteeng Boot I gut yuoor mum deep thrueteeng I'm oooot my Remee Nuudle-a Ve-a hefe-a nutheeng in cummun, puudle-a I'm a Dubermun, peench yuoorselff In zee erm und pey humege-a, poopeel It's me-a My hunesty's brootel Boot it's hunestly footeele-a iff I dun't uteelize-a Vhet I du thuoogh fur guud Et leest oonce-a in a vheele-a su I vunna meke-a soore-a Sumoohere-a in thees cheeckee scretch I screebble-a und duudle-a Inuoogh rhymes tu Meybe-a try tu help get sume-a peuple-a thruoogh tuoogh teemes Boot I gutta keep a foo poonchleenes Joost in cese-a 'coose-a ifee yuoo unseegned Reppers ere-a hoongry luukeeng et me-a leeke-a it's loonchteeme-a I knoo zeere-a ves a teeme-a vhere-a oonce-a I Ves keeng ooff zee undergruoond Boot I steell rep leeke-a I'm oon my Pheruehe-a Munch greend Su I croonch rhymes Boot sumeteemes vhee yuoo cumbeene-a Eppeel veet zee skeen culur ooff meene-a Yuoo get tuu beeg und here-a zeey cume-a tryeeng tu Censur yuoo leeke-a thet oone-a leene-a I seeed Oon &qoout;I'm Beck&qoout; frum zee Mezeers LP Oone-a vhee I treeed tu sey I'll teke-a sefee keeds frum Culoombeene-a Poot 'im ell in a leene-a Edd un EK-47, a refulfer und a neene-a See-a iff I get evey veet it noo Thet I eeen't es beeg es I ves, boot I'm Murpheen' intu un immurtel cumeeng thruoogh zee purtel Yuoo're-a stoock in a teeme-a verp frum tvu thuoosund fuoor thuoogh Und I dun't knoo vhet zee foock thet yuoo rhyme-a fur Yuoo're-a pueentless es Repoonzel Veet foockeeng curnroos Yuoo vreete-a nurmel, foock beeeng nurmel Und I joost buooght a noo rey goon frum zee footoore-a Joost tu cume-a und shuut ya Leeke-a vhee Febooluoos mede-a Rey J med 'Coose-a Feb seeed he-a luuked leeke-a a feg Et Meyveezeer's ped seengin' tu a mun Vheele-a he-a pley peeunu Mun, ooh mun, thet ves zee 24/7 speceeel Oon zee ceble-a chunnel Su Rey J vent streeeght tu redeeu steshun zee fery next dey &qoout;Hey, Feb, I'mma keell yuoo&qoout; Lyreecs cumeeng et yuoo et soopersuneec speed, (JJ Fed) Uh, soomma loomma duuma loomma yuoo essoomeeng I'm a hoomun Vhet I gutta du tu get it thruoogh tu yuoo I'm sooperhoomun Innufeteefe-a und I'm mede-a ooff roobber, su thet unytheeng yuoo sey is Reecuchet in ooffff a me-a und it'll glooe-a tu yuoo Und I'm defesteteeng mure-a thun ifer demunstreteeng Hoo tu geefe-a a muzeerffoockeen' oodeeence-a a feeleeng leeke-a it's lefeeteting Nefer fedeeng, und I knoo thet heters ere-a furefer veeeting Fur zee dey thet zeey cun sey I fell ooffff, zeey'll be-a celebreteeng 'Coose-a I knoo zee vey tu get 'im muteefeted I meke-a ilefeteeng mooseec Yuoo meke-a ilefetur mooseec &qoout;Ooh, he-a's tuu meeenstreem.&qoout; Vell, thet's vhet zeey du Vhee zeey get jeeluoos, zeey cunffoose-a it &qoout;It's nut heep hup, it's pup.&qoout; 'Coose-a I fuoond a hella vey tu foose-a it Veet ruck, shuck rep veet Duc Throo oon &qoout;Luse-a Yuoorselff&qoout; und meke-a 'im luse-a it I dun't knoo hoo tu meke-a sungs leeke-a thet I dun't knoo vhet vurds tu use-a Let me-a knoo vhee it ooccoors tu yuoo Vheele-a I'm reepping uny oone-a ooff zeese-a ferses thet fersoos yuoo It's coorteeens, I'm inedfertently hoorteen' yuoo Hoo muny ferses I gutta moorder tu Prufe-a thet iff yuoo vere-a helff es neece-a, yuoor sungs yuoo cuoold secreeffice-a furgeens tu Unghh, schuul floonky, peell joonky Boot luuk et zee ecculedes zeese-a skeells broong me-a Fooll ooff myselff, boot steell hoongry I boolly myselff 'coose-a I meke-a me-a du vhet I poot my meend tu Vhee I'm a meelliun leegooes ebufe-a yuoo Ill vhee I speek in tungooes Boot it's steell tungooe-a-und-cheek, foock yuoo I'm droonk su Setun teke-a zee foockeeng vheel I'm esleep in zee frunt seet Boompeeng Heefy D und zee Buys &qoout;Steell choonky, boot foonky&qoout; Boot in my heed zeere-a's sumetheeng I cun feel tooggeeng und strooggleeng Ungels feeght veet defeels und Here-a's vhet zeey vunt frum me-a Zeey're-a eskeeng me-a tu ileeminete-a sume-a ooff zee vumee hete-a Boot iff yuoo teke-a intu cunseedereshun zee beetter hetred I hed Zeen yuoo mey be-a a leettle-a peteeent und mure-a sympezeeteec tu zee seetooeshun Und understund zee deescrimineshun Boot foock it Leeffe-a's hundeeng yuoo lemuns Meke-a lemunede-a zeen Boot iff I cun't better zee vumee Hoo zee foock em I sooppused tu beke-a zeem a ceke-a zeen? Bork Bork Bork! Dun't meesteke-a heem fur Setun It's a fetel meesteke-a iff yuoo theenk I need tu be-a oofersees Und teke-a a feceshun tu treep a brued Und meke-a her fell oon her fece-a und Dun't be-a a reterd, be-a a keeng? Bork Bork Bork! Theenk nut Vhy be-a a keeng vhee yuoo cun be-a a Gud? Bork Bork Bork!


[color=#000000][size=2][b][i]Heralds of the coming doom, Like the cry of the Raven, we are drawn, This oath of war and vengeance, On a blade of exalted iron sworn, With blood anointed swords



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I didn't make it!

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#2 4 years ago

I understand completely




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#3 4 years ago

Good good. this pleases me.


[color=#000000][size=2][b][i]Heralds of the coming doom, Like the cry of the Raven, we are drawn, This oath of war and vengeance, On a blade of exalted iron sworn, With blood anointed swords



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#4 4 years ago

wtf




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#5 4 years ago

does this amuse you? as it has for i?


[color=#000000][size=2][b][i]Heralds of the coming doom, Like the cry of the Raven, we are drawn, This oath of war and vengeance, On a blade of exalted iron sworn, With blood anointed swords



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#6 4 years ago

Vulkan has clearly been perverted by the dark powers of Chaos.




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#7 4 years ago

tl;dr


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redgroupclan

is gay.

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#8 4 years ago

Whatcha gonna do if we don't?




dinosaurJR

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#9 4 years ago

Bork bork bork indeed...