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Queef Richards

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#1 11 years ago

A question I have received via reputation:

Do the red stripes on the flag now represent the red tape in congress? No wonder we fly that banner so proudly.

To answer your question bluntly: no. The American government system is the best there is in the world Universe. Ha, look at that, your question is actually so stupid you made Reagan strike through his own word.

Anyways, you silly communist, America is the best country. Our government does whatever it wants whenever the fuck we want, and since the guys in congress are part of the government that includes them too! Go back to China!

Besides, last time I checked, there was no red tape in congress... if there was, the security guards would have found out the vandalizing culprit teenagers much sooner! :uhm:

If you have any of your own fan mail you wish to send to me, please hit the button above my post info box, the one that looks like a money weigher in Roman times. It should open a box, check "negative reputation", and leave your fan mail there. I will definitely deal with it in my next issue.




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#2 11 years ago

First off, everything you said was wrong because it was not me who said it.

Secondly, I would give you rep, but desu said not to. konata_sakura.jpg

Third, obama is our leader now and he is much better than any previous leader. I mean, look at what he's already destroyed. Look ahead and what else he wants to destroy. I can't wait to clean up the ashes and start anew in a crater-devastated land!




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#3 11 years ago

Dear Ronald.

I live in Minnesota, and I am your biggest fan. I started a RWR fan club in Wilson County, Minnesota and currently run affairs related to your illustrious image (Although I am as of yet the one member, as everyone here are dirty hippie draft dodging slimeballs).

Anyway, I've sat up for nights just talking about you with anyone that would listen, and although they usually told me to be quiet I kept on going. I've been thrown in a lot of lakes and have had a lot of lutefisk shoved down my throat in your name, See. So I was hoping that you in your good graces would answer my question for me, I've had it for a long time.

Like, is it true that you really tore down the Berlin Wall singlehandedly and take the bricks to make a 1:5 model of your penis on the White House lawn? My friend Erik Olson says that's total bullshit, but I keep telling him it's true, so I was kind of hoping you could confirm it for me.

Thanx.




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Queef Richards

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#4 11 years ago

Please leave it on my reputation. Otherwise, I won't be able to answer.




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#5 11 years ago
Authuran;5227220Please leave it on my reputation. Otherwise, I won't be able to answer.

As the biggest Ronald Reagan fan ever, I am currently unable to do so. :(

Plz' answer my question, so I can go tell Erik what is what in Minnetown, if you know what I'm saying, sir.




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#6 11 years ago

That won't fit on the rep text field.

goodjob.png ~Desu




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#7 11 years ago

Then shorten it. I was elected to lead, not to read.




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#8 11 years ago

The Reagan has looked upon my words with unhappiness.

Excuse me while I go jump in the Mississippi and drown myself. :(




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#9 11 years ago

You're not Reagan. You're an imposter!!

Otakugo_konata_haruhi_render_1.png ~Not Konata




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#10 11 years ago

First of all, you only get to pollute our rivers if we get some kind of industry or product out of it. Second of all, being an American you have standards for other people you can't meet. So please meet them.