Welcome to the second edition of Reagan Fan Mail, with your host, Barack Obama! Just kidding. Let's see tonight's question.
Dear Reagan, do you approve of your daughter's appearance in Playboy magazine? -P.S. I just fucked her.
What. When did Maureen appear in Playboy? Oh, you mean the other one. Patti, AKA Fatti.
Well, let's put it this way, anonymous American. I approve. You know why? Millions of underaged boys and girls will be holding on to their boy/girlhood, looking at naked pictures of her. That's no revenge. That's just throwin' yourself farther into the pig crap because the horses laughed at you.
But no, I don't think I approve. Even though I fucking hate Fatti, she is my daughter, and now everyone knows what the Reagan Family Penis looks like. Good fucking job, Fatti.
P.S. She's a virgin. She showed me. Stupid horny girls.
To submit your questions to President Reagan, click the icon above my post that looks like a weigher Jesus may have used, click the Negative box, then leave your question and hit the OK button. I will most definitely answer it if my Alzheimers doesn't -- what was I talking about again?
Konata for President!
You are making me pee in my pants.
Reagan, could you give me the issue number?
There are too many issues to start counting them. Most of them are mine anyways.
Well I must know if I am to... write a strongly worded letter to Playboy magazine for doing this. Yes.
Konata does not approve.
Your slant-eye drawing can go and burn in hell.