For the Emperor! Knights of Caliban!
16th March 2004
- Grim darkness is grim
- Huge body count
- Tanks the size of buildings
- Buildings the size of tanks.
- Titans can level cities with fuckhuge weaponry
- Orks iz da biggest an da meanest
- Zerg *BLAM* Tyranids came first.
- Squats, badass Dwarf bikers IN SPEHSS! *BLAM* SQUATS DON'T EXIST AND THEY NEVER DID, UNDERSTOOD? Uhm, actually the administratum made the mistake, not Ordo Hereticus, your corpse's excommunication is reversed. Your next of kin shall be notified.(aCTUALLY AS OF 6TH ED. THEY EXIST AGAIN!!!)
- Fucking CHAINswords chopping things into meaty little chunks and covering your face with a thick viscous spray of the enemy's vital fluids
- There's a 40k movie, though GW fags wanted to purge it. That never happened.
- There's a full CGI 40k movie:  There's also this: 
- CHAINAXES, THUNDER HAMMERS, FORCE HALBERDS, POWER FISTS, HEAVY BOLTERS, EXPLODING PLASMA GUNS, VOLCANO CANNONS, EARTHSHAKERS, NOVA CANNONS, EXTERMINATUS, HOLY SHIT I'M GOING TO CUM
- POWER EVERYTHING. POWER ARMOR, POWERFISTS, POWERGLOVES, POWERAXES, POWERSWORDS, POWERFEET, POWERSPAWNING BABIES, YOU'LL HAVE SO MANY BABIES
- 40,000 BABIES
- GIVE POWERFISTS TO YOUR BABIES AND THEY CAN SERVE THE EMPRA!!
- Space Marines are so manly that they eat war and shit awesome, also PAULDRONS
- Forgeworld Death Korps models
- tons of epic lines to yell, WAAAGH! Blood for the Blood god! For the EMPEROR!
- DOOMRIDER NA NA NA
- Slaanesh, owning the monopoly on cocaine, sex and booze for millions thousands of years
- Just as planned...
- Commissars *BLAM*
- Little E
- Dawn of War (derpderp)
- Love Can Bloom *BLAM* EXTRA HERESY!
- Perpetual virgins
- Flankitus of Battlefleet /tg/
- WARSCYTHES FUCKING WARSCYTHE EVERYTHING BITCHES!
- Suavis Astartes
- If you don't think a certain rule exist (or just causing you problems), you can roll a die to see if the rule is real (STATED IN THE RULEBOOK!)
- Codex always have a cool story bro
- Apocalypse games (3,000-50,000 points of win!).
- Inquisitors, "Everything is heresy! EVERYTHING!".
- Adeptus Titanicus
- Alfa Legion
[color=#000000][size=2][b][i]Heralds of the coming doom, Like the cry of the Raven, we are drawn, This oath of war and vengeance, On a blade of exalted iron sworn, With blood anointed swords
8th November 2005
17th June 2002
Primarch Vulkan;5757131Perpetual virgins
Read Lovecraft. It's much better than this 40K garbage.
9th October 2007
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
8th November 2005
:fap: for the :fap: throne!