Schofield and I would like to invite you to our shack because reasons and fun please do not tell anyone about where you're going and do not bring anyone come alone dont question anything
You should probably bring some condoms.
And lube, but that depends on how much sugar you like on your tea.
This thread is LITERALLY made for three people. You're not one of them.
Anyway, you should also bring one of those enema kits, you're going to need one. Especially if you prefer Canadian maple syrup on your pancakes.
12th March 2006
Schofield;5745454This thread is LITERALLY made for three people. You're not one of them.
The words of the prophet: Assholes will be tickled.
I didn't make it!
One of you dress up as Shaquille O'Neil. the other as Justin Bieber. i'll bring the Cactus Dildo.
Schofield is already Canadian. He can be Shaq. Replace JB with Richard Nixon en I take that role + I bring my infamous taser dildo. Don't tell anyone.
This sounds like a night to remember.