Reinstitute the Forum Militia. 51 replies

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#1 9 years ago

We cannot continue to rely only on our moderators in order to achieve the forum spam objectives that we've set. We've got to have a civilian spammer militia that's just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded.




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#2 9 years ago

Spammers, we must take the forum's well-being into our own hands. These spam-bots are raping our beautiful forum.




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#3 9 years ago

Listen to book; his words are those of wisdom. If we wish to reclaim this glorious land, we must bring the Forum Militia back to active duty. As the most recent leader of the Militia before it went totally underground, I hereby send out a call to arms to all former Forum Militiamen.

book, I would be honored to have you serve by my side, as Civilian Commander of the Forum Militia. Will you accept this appointment?




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#4 9 years ago

I rise to the call of the glorious Motherland! Take up arms, brothers, the Militia rides in force tonight!




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#5 9 years ago

Get the bear cavalry up again!




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#6 9 years ago

Zamamee;4926236Listen to book; his words are those of wisdom. If we wish to reclaim this glorious land, we must bring the Forum Militia back to active duty. As the most recent leader of the Militia before it went totally underground, I hereby send out a call to arms to all former Forum Militiamen.

book, I would be honored to have you serve by my side, as Civilian Commander of the Forum Militia. Will you accept this appointment?

Indeed, accepted, soon the reforms we had hoped to see will be in full effect.




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#7 9 years ago

You have my sword.




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#8 9 years ago
-Ghost-;4926238I rise to the call of the glorious Motherland! Take up arms, brothers, the Militia rides in force tonight![/QUOTE] Ghost! For all these years, we thought you surely must be dead! Ah well, no time for explanations right now, you understand. To arms!
Commissar MercZ;4926239Get the bear cavalry up again!
You! You can head our engineering department. Go oversee the production of the bear cavalry. [QUOTE=book;4926244]Indeed, accepted, soon the reforms we had hoped to see will be in full effect.

Excellent. Here's your uniform, your office is down the hall.

Things are shaping up nicely...




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#9 9 years ago

To help improve the quality of the spam forum, and allow free and fun posting for all spammers the Forum Militia will be commencing random Loyalty Checks.

This will only be a problem for those few spammers who actually do have ZiffDavis sympathies that they are hiding. Most of us need not worry when the glorious militia knocks on our door.

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#10 9 years ago

The Ziff Davis reactionaries are still out in still force to bring back those bastards. The forum militia will prevent this.