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#1 10 years ago

in this time of chaos and anarchy, when we have a president with a C average, when terrorists like to blow shit up, when global tempratures are rising, when the church of scientology preys upon the innocent, remember these 4 religious truths: 1. Muslims do not recognize Jews as God's chosen people. 2. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah. 3. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian world. 4. Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.




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#2 10 years ago

so true.


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#3 10 years ago

yes it is, especially number 4




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#4 10 years ago

5. God does not exist (ducks)




Junk angel

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#5 10 years ago

you forget the most important one of all

Atheists are smart.




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#6 10 years ago

I'm smart??!!!!!


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#7 10 years ago

Phew!!!




Junk angel

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#8 10 years ago
I'm smart??!!!!!

Exceptions signify every rule.




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#9 10 years ago
wraithcat;4195847you forget the most important one of all Atheists are smart.

So True




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#10 10 years ago

I can only guess what this thread will turn into. *Grabs M1A1 and gets ready for a brawl*