Remember when you found out Santa wasnt real? 22 replies

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NiteStryker

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#1 8 years ago

I remember how stupid I felt the day I found out Santa Claus doesn't exist. I realised how ridiculous the whole concept was and was clearly just a method of blackmailing children to behave themselves all year round.

Anyway, I'm off to church now. I don't want to piss God off or I will go to hell.




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#2 8 years ago

I found out at a younger age when my parents skipped Christmas and went to Florida or some shit, no presents from Santa that day. :bawl:




darkclone

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#3 8 years ago

Wha.. What do you mean Santa's not real?




VFrieden

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#4 8 years ago

I've never lived in a house with a chimney, so I never cared about the big guy.


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redgroupclan

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#5 8 years ago

The idea of him entering the house through a chimney seems rather ludicrous, since most chimney openings nowadays are little, metal-enclosed openings. At least Santa made Christmas fun. :(




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#6 8 years ago

^Have you never seen Santa Clause starring Tim Allen? That movie explains the chimney confusion. God damn RGC, you can't just start bashing things without knowledge.




Kuro Tenshi

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#7 8 years ago

YOUR LIEING D: SHUDDAP... i do believe in Saint Nicolas... ow the fat that lived on a icy landscape... i thought the other one with the african slaves. sinterklaas.jpg




Dragonelf68

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#8 8 years ago
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#9 8 years ago

Feh. My parents never bothered to try to indoctrinate me or my sister in to the entire (Dutch equivalent of) Santa. I remember having fun poking at the other children who did still believe back in primary school. It was entertaining.

Also, St. Nicolaas (Sinterklaas - the skinny old white dude with young black dudes) does not have slaves. They're friends. At least, they have been since roughly the middle of the 20th century. (Depending on who/where you're asking, it can also be a demon, an italian chimney-sweep, a substitute for a black raven, or even a conquered version of Satan himself.)




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#10 8 years ago

Yeah, I was never told that Santa Claus was real.