[REPORT] Disturbance at the Spam Forum Council 10 replies

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Commissar MercZ

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#1 6 years ago

Spampublic News Agency

3/21/2012

Armed forces have been spotted moving towards the complex housing the moderator wing of the Spam Forum, as well as the Red Thread headquarters. It is reported that Commissar MercZ has authorized a forcible entry into the administration building to serve a warrant against Red Menace.

The council led by MercZ has announced they are in control of the Spam Forum and will announce the reasons for the sudden change soon.

When asked for comment, all the council would release is a video they describe shows Red Menace in blue garb (L) in an embarrassing conversation with a fellow coworker, also in blue.

We will return for more later once Commissar MercZ issues a statement from the Sparliament.




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#2 6 years ago

I will of course offer my life to the cause!


"I'd shush her zephyr." ~ Zephyr.



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#3 6 years ago

UPDATE

Spampublic News Agency

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Smoke is seen over the central administration complex and reports of armored vehicles moving into the area can not be confirmed. The council has not immediately released a statement on the operation on the administration complex nor whether or the whereabouts of Red Menace. There is a surprising presence of 70s era vehicles for some reason too.

The current orders are to remain in your threads and continue posting shit. Do not trouble yourself with these irrelevant problems. Please keep posting those images.

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#4 6 years ago

Time to call up the Basterds!


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#5 6 years ago

Spampublic News Agency

Rod Menass Red Menace is believed to have been outside of the forum during this emergency military action by the Popular Military of the Spampublic. It is believed the revolutionary council knew this ahead of time in order to capitalize on the situation.

The current whereabouts of Mr. Menace is not known, though it is suspected he had gone on an excursion to indulge on some hipster bullshit and weird music. Such is life of this west coast denizen.

Suspected footage of Red Menace's other job

If you have information as to his whereabouts, you may contact the Commissar at spamcommissar@spampublic.gov




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#6 6 years ago

..............Jesus........

Excuse me while I anonymously donate $1,000,000 to the Commissar Mercz Super-PAC.


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#7 6 years ago

SPAMPUBLIC REVOLUTIONARY COUNCIL DECREE #1

Effective immediately, all MLP material is to be confined to the PONY MEGATHREAD




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#8 6 years ago

And all I did was post an appropriate reactionary image.

Also, don't edit my damn posts.




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#9 6 years ago

ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE HEAD OF THE SPAMPUBLIC REVOLUTIONARY COUNCIL SHALL BE BROADCAST SOON.

In the mean time, reruns of old programming.




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#10 6 years ago

I'm bad at spy.




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