Reports of Supermoderator Brutality Surface - May 22, 2008 11 replies

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Jellybean of Doom!

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GAMINGFORUMS.COM - A now banned member is claiming that he is a victim of supermod brutality after being charged with five counts of first degree spam advertising. The spammer, johndoesn, was apprehended yesterday afternoon after reports were received that advertisements were found in several forums. Supermoderator Ensign Riles was the first staff member on the scene. After quickly dispatching four of the five threads, Ensign Riles was seen entering the last thread in which the fugitive was hiding. According to johndoesn, he then attempted to surrender peacefully via an instant messaging program. At that point, the supermoderator allegedly simultaneously entered the Edit function and ModCP. "Don't Zombo me, bro!" was claimed to be heard by bystanders upon realizing that the peaceful surrender would not be accepted. The act of "Zombofying" an advertisement has become a controversial practice in recent months by staff members. It entails the editing of a URL that is in violation of forum rules to ZOMBO. Critics of the practice claim that the public humiliation that results is a violation of the most basic of members' rights. Forum historians disagree. According to multiple sources, it was common to link to pages such as the Teletubbies homepage and other embarrassing sites years ago. They also state that nowhere in FAQ does it claim that members have the right to avoid public humiliation. If the right were to exist, some claim that over half the posts would need to be removed from the forums. Proponents of Zombofication also argue that the practice is much more humane than the controversial permanent ban. johndoesn's claim of staff brutality is unlikely to make it towards the courts. After being Zombofied he was quickly sentenced to a permanent ban. Any attempt towards bringing this matter to the courts would in itself be cause for another permanent ban as ban evasion is considered a capital offense on the forums. No staff members were available for comment at the time of this article's publication.




Jellybean of Doom!

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#2 10 years ago
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#3 10 years ago

I support zombofication!




RadioactiveLobster Forum Admin

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#4 10 years ago

:lookaround:


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Ipse

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#5 10 years ago

Zombo is my role model




Lord Rumpuss V VIP Member

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#6 10 years ago

I want my bouncing tits.

Or Chippy's Lamas.

zombo is just too commercialized.


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#7 10 years ago

down with capitolism!




Chocu1a

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#8 10 years ago

I vote tacos!




Antilles VIP Member

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#9 10 years ago

I VOTE!! uhh...

I vote for Sheila, the Big Tank Lady.....


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#10 10 years ago

Vote Haggar!

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