Restoration of the British Empire 33 replies

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Mr. Matt VIP Member

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#1 1 year ago

D'ya known what? I'm sick to death of hearing about the downfall of the UK. Ever since Brexit (and, full disclosure, I voted remain), all we've heard about is how the Disunited Queendom is about to fall.

No.

No more.

This tiny little shit hole built the largest empire the world has ever seen. We distributed a common, and frankly, absurd language, which is now taught far and wide from Europe to Asia, and everywhere inbetween. 

We invented computers, kick-started the industrial revolution, we beat Napoleon and also set fire to the White House for shits and giggles at the same time, we forced mighty China to become addicted to opium to satisfy our tea habit with one ship, and we sacrificed said empire to stop Hitler from killing off an ethnic group that we weren't hugely fond of at the time either. 

Assuming Scotland shuts the fuck up, I think we will be fine. This United Kingdom, despite its tiny size and general laziness, is fucking awesome.

And I say that we use Brexit as an opportunity. Let's take America back! All they have to offer is Justin Bieber and Scarlett Johanson: nobody cares about the former, and the latter, I believe according to my dreams, shall be receptive to my advances. Who's with me??




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#2 1 year ago

Farzlepot!


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#3 1 year ago

Yes.




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#4 1 year ago

Would I still have to pay taxes toward the C of E?


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#5 1 year ago

I thought Justin Bieber is Canadian.


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#6 1 year ago

I also support Farzlepot in his policies.


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#7 1 year ago

They once tried to have a tea party in America in the state of Boston. Tell me how that went. No; you cannot handle America. No one can handle America.




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#8 1 year ago
"Superfluous Curmudgeon "They once tried to have a tea party in America in the state of Boston. Tell me how that went. No; you cannot handle America. No one can handle America.

America can't handle America. 




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#9 1 year ago

They are stupid enough to think that a Capitalist would be a good idea as President. I hope they enjoy everything being sold to China.


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#10 1 year ago

Fuck it, I'm in.


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