REVOLUTION! It will be televised. 63 replies

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Scientist Dr. Professor

The Old Man

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#1 9 years ago

With the recent appointment of myself and Comrade Red Menace to positions of power in this glorious forum, the time for revolution has come. Despite the recent loss in the obviously rigged Spam Forum elections, the S.P.A.M. Party has again risen to power and will serve the glorious people and workers of Spam! People of Spam, follow us in revolution, throw off your oppressive shackles and take your rightful place in the sun!

The following edicts will take effect immediately: 1. The creation of the NKVD, to deal with the enemies of the glorious SPAM peoples. 2. Banning of all religion and worshiping of false gods. The People's Revolution shall not be hindered by such pettiness. 3. Llamas and ZOMBO are now considered enemies of the people, and all those who support and use them shall be purged. 4. The Staff Party shall be opened for all to post. Private threads are a sign of aristocracy and aristocrats are enemies of the glorious workers of SPAM. 5. The Red Thread is the only color thread. All other colors are enemies of the state and their supporters will be purged. Their threads will only exist in exile. 6. LOLLIPOPS FOR EVERYONE.

Further edicts shall be decreed as necessary.




SeinfeldisKindaOk

5.56 smoke Haji every day

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#2 9 years ago

6. Lollipops for everyone!




Scientist Dr. Professor

The Old Man

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#3 9 years ago

I approve.




Red Menace

SCHOFIELD DID 4/30

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#4 9 years ago

YEAH THAT

nct


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Scientist Dr. Professor

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#5 9 years ago

Asshole.




Red Menace

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#6 9 years ago

I was just following orders!


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Abandonator

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#7 9 years ago

red condoms for our rave parties?




rebornintheglory

keyboard warrior

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#8 9 years ago

I want a green lollipop.




Jetfreak

The Real Awesome

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#9 9 years ago

*turns on TV, but gets static*

Noooooooooooooooooooo!




Blank Stare

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#10 9 years ago

nononononon