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Mr. Matt VIP Member

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#1 6 years ago

I just embarked upon a scientific journey to disprove the popular notion espoused by 'Rule 34', one of a series of laws that supposedly govern the internet. This particular rule, if you didn't know, posits that any subject you can imagine can be found somewhere on the 'net in pornographic form. Whether it's your favourite sci-fi characters going at it, or some bizarre nasal fetish brought to you via the medium of photography, supposedly if you want it you can get it online.

I decided that this idea was nonsense; if nothing else, on this world there have to be fewer graphical designers and photographers than there are perverts, meaning that there has to be somebody out there with an idea that isn't shared by somebody with an aptitude for Photoshop or art in general.

So it was that I racked my brain to come up with as many seemingly impossible ideas as I could, things that I thought nobody could possibly want to see, with the goal of disproving Rule 34 and making a name for myself that would last forever.

I thought I could change the world. I thought I'd be famous. I thought I'd be given a Nobel Prize.

I thought I knew better than everybody else.

[SIZE="7"]I WAS FUCKING WRONG.[/SIZE]




Who_Flung_Poo?

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#2 6 years ago

One of my new favorites is rule 34 on aircraft.




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#3 6 years ago

Rule 34 on Mr. Matt


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#4 6 years ago
Einherjar Silberio;5645906Rule 34 on Mr. Matt

The instant you thought of it, some insane hentai artist created it.

So thanks for that bro.




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#5 6 years ago

Ain't that magic of the internet sweet?


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Biiviz

Eggs!

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#6 6 years ago

TL;DR.

Fuck you, that's why.




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#7 6 years ago

Eggs! :naughty:


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#8 6 years ago

I've seen Doctor Who in rule 34 form.

That was for a second, about 3 months ago. I haven't slept since, for fear of accidently remembering it while asleep! :eek:

It nearly ruined the entire franchise for me! :bawl:




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#9 6 years ago

Hulk.


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#10 6 years ago

SuperSmeg;5645947I've seen Doctor Who in rule 34 form.

That was for a second, about 3 months ago. I haven't slept since, for fear of accidently remembering it while asleep! :eek:

It nearly ruined the entire franchise for me! :bawl:

Because remembering it while you slumber is totally different than remembering it while you're awake.