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Junk angel

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#1 11 years ago

Rule of Cuteness #32: If you're caught doing something bad, it's cute. Rule of Cuteness #31: A furbrow is cute. Rule of Cuteness #30: If your breath shows in the form of your stomach moving in a quick, fluttering fashion, IT'S SO CUTE! Rule of Cuteness #29: If you flex your paws repeatedly in a kneading motion in the air for no reason, IT'S CUTE! Rule of Cuteness #28: Your head looks down, but your eyes look up. Rule of Cuteness #27: "Chub", or small rolls underneath eyes. Rule of Cuteness #26: If you have 4 legs and can tuck yourself in, you're cute. Rule of Cuteness #25: Dangle your paw. Rule of Cuteness #24: Have suction cups on your hands. Rule of Cuteness #23: Knobby knees are cute. Rule of Cuteness #22: Curl up your paw. Rule of Cuteness #21: Eye Capsules, as in a baby wombat. Rule of Cuteness #20: Show your paw pads. Rule of Cuteness #19: Dainty paws. Rule of Cuteness #18: Have a teeny tiny tail. Rule of Cuteness #17: Have tiny ears. Rule of Cuteness #16: Keep your eyes at the height of your nose *and* have a large forehead, and make sure your body is as tall as your head. Rule of Cuteness #15: Small ear to head ratio. Rule of Cuteness #14: If an everyday, small item makes you look small, it's cute. Rule of Cuteness #13: "Juicy" eyes and noses are instantly cute. Rule of Cuteness #12: Fuzz + floppy limbs are cute. Rule of Cuteness #11: A cute animal + food = even cuter Rule of Cuteness #10: If you haven't grown into your feet yet, it's cute. Rule of Cuteness #9: Piles of a cute thing jack up a cuteness rating exponentially. Rule of Cuteness #8: You're cute if your furniture doubles as a meal. Rule of Cuteness #7: A thing, accompanied by a smaller version of that thing, is always cute. Rule of Cuteness #6: Mimic Humans. Rule of Cuteness #5: Fisheye lens + baby animal is always cute. Rule of Cuteness #4: more than one species of baby flopping around is cute. Rule of Cuteness #3: an Inquisitive Look. Rule of Cuteness #2: Look helpless. Rule of Cuteness #1: Put your paw up.

Of course not mine :)




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#2 11 years ago

So when I am caught robbing the bank while masturbating it's cute? :Puzzled:

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#3 11 years ago

:lol: tut, tut Admiral! LMAO! I've been referred as cute once.... I'm sure the guy was drunk!:lol: Self ownage is cute!




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#4 11 years ago

Ermm that might depend on who saw you.. but..




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#5 11 years ago
wraithcat;3661199Rule of Cuteness #32: If you're caught doing something bad, it's cute. Rule of Cuteness #31: A furbrow is cute. Rule of Cuteness #30: If your breath shows in the form of your stomach moving in a quick, fluttering fashion, IT'S SO CUTE! Rule of Cuteness #29: If you flex your paws repeatedly in a kneading motion in the air for no reason, IT'S CUTE! Rule of Cuteness #28: Your head looks down, but your eyes look up. Rule of Cuteness #27: "Chub", or small rolls underneath eyes. Rule of Cuteness #26: If you have 4 legs and can tuck yourself in, you're cute. Rule of Cuteness #25: Dangle your paw. Rule of Cuteness #24: Have suction cups on your hands. Rule of Cuteness #23: Knobby knees are cute. Rule of Cuteness #22: Curl up your paw. Rule of Cuteness #21: Eye Capsules, as in a baby wombat. Rule of Cuteness #20: Show your paw pads. Rule of Cuteness #19: Dainty paws. Rule of Cuteness #18: Have a teeny tiny tail. Rule of Cuteness #17: Have tiny ears. Rule of Cuteness #16: Keep your eyes at the height of your nose *and* have a large forehead, and make sure your body is as tall as your head. Rule of Cuteness #15: Small ear to head ratio. Rule of Cuteness #14: If an everyday, small item makes you look small, it's cute. Rule of Cuteness #13: "Juicy" eyes and noses are instantly cute. Rule of Cuteness #12: Fuzz + floppy limbs are cute. Rule of Cuteness #11: A cute animal + food = even cuter Rule of Cuteness #10: If you haven't grown into your feet yet, it's cute. Rule of Cuteness #9: Piles of a cute thing jack up a cuteness rating exponentially. Rule of Cuteness #8: You're cute if your furniture doubles as a meal. Rule of Cuteness #7: A thing, accompanied by a smaller version of that thing, is always cute. Rule of Cuteness #6: Mimic Humans. Rule of Cuteness #5: Fisheye lens + baby animal is always cute. Rule of Cuteness #4: more than one species of baby flopping around is cute. Rule of Cuteness #3: an Inquisitive Look. Rule of Cuteness #2: Look helpless. Rule of Cuteness #1: Put your paw up.[/quote] That ain't cute thats A-cute This is cute hoff.jpgOf course not mine :)

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#6 11 years ago

Who would come to see me in such a situation would probably be the customers, employees, police, a phiacter and very worried parents in roughly that order.

Edit #32 and #12 together in a bank causes me to think of some very disturbing images... :eek:




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#7 11 years ago

you sick puppy




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#8 11 years ago

Tiny Ears?? 1_fighting_for_the_black_thread.jpg Courtesy of the black thread


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#9 11 years ago
Rule of Cuteness #32: If you're caught doing something bad, it's cute.

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#10 11 years ago

Rule of Cuteness #3: an Inquisitive Look Hey!! that's me!!!


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