9th September 2007
Morgan Freeman will be president when the asteroid comes near.
"I'd shush her zephyr." ~ Zephyr.
Is Morgan Freeman Gordon Freeman's dad? (JK2, HL2 References)
They should send Bruce Willis up instead.
In Soviet Russia, you don't get smashed by asteroid, YOU SHOOT MISSILES AT IT!
Let's bomb Russia before they can do it.
They should have sent a couple of oil drillers instead.
Asteroid shoots Russians at Rocket.
Russia can still afford to do that...
Russia can still afford your mom. Oh.