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Hawkeye18z

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#1 11 years ago

I have a radio control habit & I have to use my Nitro T-Maxx to releave boredom. One day I had a friend of mine drive my truck while I operated the T-Maxx to get a top end speed read. I don't have a radar gun dammit!:)

We ran up an old mountain road & I spun the T-Maxx into a ditch. Lucky me, it was right in front of a real live hillbilly's house. He came to see what was up & I showed him the T-Maxx & told him that it was 'radio-controlled'. He crouched down & looked through the window of the T-Maxx & said, "What's driving it?" I said, "it's radio-controlled", I had the damn controller in my hand.

He said, "Yeah, but what's driving it?"

That wolf in me said, "We can't allow this to continue. Kill him! Don't think! Pull your pistol & kill him now!"

The human in me said, "Now hold on, that's rather harsh! How about I do a handstand & tell him that he's upside down & watch that dumbass drown himself in the creek."




Dr.Fritz

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#2 11 years ago

Whats a T-Maxx?




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#3 11 years ago
Hawkeye18z

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#4 11 years ago
Pb2Au

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#5 11 years ago

You have the unique opportunity to convince the world population of hillbillies that there are miniature gods controlling all things electronic. Think of the profit, the opportunities, and the sheer fun you could have with an army of frightened hillbillies convinced that 'that durned thing thar is alive, ya'll!'




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#6 11 years ago
Hawkeye18z;3574769I have a radio control habit & I have to use my Nitro T-Maxx to releave boredom. One day I had a friend of mine drive my truck while I operated the T-Maxx to get a top end speed read. I don't have a radar gun dammit!:) [/quote] [QUOTE=The intraweb link posted by Aegz]T-Maxx’s fully enclosed transmission features 2-speeds forward and 2-speeds reverse with a speed-sensitive reverse lockout. It provides racing-truck acceleration in low gear and 40+mph top speeds in high gear. Shifting is hard, fast, and automatic with an adjustable shift point! Just push a button on the TQ-3 transmitter to shift into reverse. Only the patented T-Maxx design allows full proportional control of throttle and braking, along with 2-speed shifting, in both forward and reverse gears

Eh?




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#7 11 years ago

Your mother. :naughty:




Hawkeye18z

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#8 11 years ago

To put a Nitro T-Maxx in technical terms:

They're totally radical & you can really mess with the squirrels.:)




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#9 11 years ago
Hawkeye18z;3574998 They're totally radical & you can really mess with the squirrels.:)

Reminds me of freaking out cats with laser pens :lol:




Unifermius Matty

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#10 11 years ago

(plays the riff from the metallica song)




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