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Serio VIP Member

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#1 2 years ago

Queen Silberio of Bielorus has been captured by the evil Texans of Texas.

I propose we organise a task force to rescue her. All in favour say something.




Adrian Ţrumpeş Forum Mod

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#2 2 years ago

Well given my affection for possums, I say we send the SEALs.


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#3 2 years ago

As probably the closest person to Texas on the forums, I'd advise against it. It'd be a true suicide mission. Did you know Texas is the only state in the U.S. that routinely breaks 100 degrees Fahrenheit AND 100% humidity? Did you also know that Texas is the only state in which water catches fire under normal atmospheric conditions? Yeah it rains a lot in Texas. But a rain of fire and brimstone probably isn't what you were hoping for.




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#4 2 years ago

Superfluous Curmudgeon has volunteered to head the rescue team.




RadioactiveLobster Forum Admin

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#5 2 years ago

I've been to Texas a few times.

They don't like it when you remind them they are smaller than Alaska.


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#6 2 years ago

I'm actually having it great here.

Yesterday we spent all day in the ranch house watching our gardeners run from the fire rain storm and I've got 8 cowboy hats and 24 pair of boots yeehaw

tomorrow we're going to a trump rally.


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Lord Rumpuss V VIP Member

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#7 2 years ago

MAGA 2016!


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#8 2 years ago

"Silberio"I'm actually having it great here.

Yesterday we spent all day in the ranch house watching our gardeners run from the fire rain storm and I've got 8 cowboy hats and 24 pair of boots yeehaw

tomorrow we're going to a trump rally.

Dress up as a Mexican or a Muslim and watch the crowds get triggered harder than a feminist at a boys-only golfing tournament.




Lord Rumpuss V VIP Member

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#9 2 years ago

Texans don't get triggered.

They tend to pull triggers.


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#10 2 years ago
"Schofield"

"Silberio"I'm actually having it great here.

Yesterday we spent all day in the ranch house watching our gardeners run from the fire rain storm and I've got 8 cowboy hats and 24 pair of boots yeehaw

tomorrow we're going to a trump rally.

Dress up as a Mexican or a Muslim and watch the crowds get triggered harder than a feminist at a boys-only golfing tournament.

or a str8 dude on tumblr.


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