You know what I think would be a scary monster? A giant porcupine. But instead of being covered in quills it's covered in dudes' boners. Maybe that's more disturbing than scary.
Executing question: Are we aloud to post individual sketches of that?
I think it's more disturbing that you thought about this.
I realize this. I've scheduled a serious chunk of time in the upcoming week where I'll just look at myself in the mirror and ask "what the hell guy?".
Very disturbing indeed.
It'd be called a porkyoupine because of the danger of it porking you.