It's come down to this. I've been having an affair for the past two months. Me and marc will be happy together, already we've purchased a house and are planning on having children.
I'm sorry if you're heart is broken, Sed but i'm afraid i'm going to have to ask you for a divorce. Sorry for leaving you on your own on such short notice.
I'll bake a cake to help you feel better.
Do you get the house and money?
I get both. He can keep our bastard child of a chimpanzee. Wait, nevermind. I'll take that too. He can keep the box the chimp came in.
Are you sure you want something throwing shit all over the place?
Marc does, I could really give a damn.
Leave the chimp! He won't amount to anything. Only if he gets a hat that makes him smarter...
29th January 2005
And nothing of value was lost.
But he's so lovely.
Just because he's lovely doesn't make him a good lover.
In this case it does.