Settlement for peace? 28 replies

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Red Menace

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#1 10 years ago

jumjumI propose a status pro ante bellum: a return to conditions as they existed before these hostilities so mysteriously broke out. [INDENT]1. All boundaries to remain intact. [/INDENT]

[INDENT]2. Safe passage guaranteed by citizens of either forum into territory of the other, and no necessity for a passport to be used for future entry into either. [/INDENT]

[INDENT]3. As to the "small dowry" of gold and silver, FH will undertake to return to Spam only such items as FH took from Spam in the first place.[/INDENT]

[INDENT]4. FH will also return all the Spam women earlier taken. Inasmuch as FH employs a "super-wide gauge" standard, the women appear to be in need of complete overhaul, to include emergency re-bushing. Otherwise I am afraid the standard-gauge employed by Spam will find tolerances varying so widely as to make failure certain.[/INDENT]

[INDENT]Are we in accord? Can we announce a cessation of hostilities and go once more as brothers into the brave new world? [/INDENT]

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Red MenaceWe have marched on your capital and brought our demands to your doorstep. We feel we have made our point...and some of us have better things to do. With that being said, we shall state our terms. We deem them fair, a token of friendship to our beleaguered foes. Our terms are as follows:[/quote][/INDENT][quote=Red Menace]
  • An immediate end of hostilities on both sides.
  • The creation of a demilitarized zone.
  • The allowing of some access to our forum and vise versa.
  • A small dowry of gold, jewels, milk and butter.
  • And if war is to commence against us both again then formal declarations of war will be made.

Do you the people deem these terms to be acceptable?


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Dragonelf68

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#2 10 years ago

We'll have to talk with our leader. Chuck Norris.


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Red Menace

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#3 10 years ago

It seems the settlement has been decided on for us by the glorious comrade MrFancyPants, praise be.


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Dragonelf68

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#4 10 years ago

He has agreed.


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Darth Taxi

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#5 10 years ago

NOOOOOO! IN the name of spamperor chuck norris I demand anexation!




Red Menace

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#6 10 years ago

jumjumWe drink in your honor! Let us say, in the manner of the French Foreign Legion, "Vive Le Morte, Vive Le Guerre, Vive Le Sacre Mercenaire!".

We'll be over later to drink your good scotch.

So then it is settled, let us live in peace! Hide the good scotch.


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Wooly_Bully

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#7 10 years ago

I shall lay down my arms. Peace be upon you. Nevsky2.jpg




Abearikishiswisscheese

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#8 10 years ago

Did someone say that there was Scotch here?




Darth Taxi

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#9 10 years ago

Do you even realise wht this means? This is a freeway for antispam we just lost just because we wanted to live in peace??? I want every antispammer to be registered and monitored!




Dragonelf68

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#10 10 years ago

Shhhh! You'll give away our plan. Pay no attention to the things just said anti-spammers.


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