jumjumI propose a status pro ante bellum: a return to conditions as they existed before these hostilities so mysteriously broke out. [INDENT]1. All boundaries to remain intact. [/INDENT]
[INDENT]2. Safe passage guaranteed by citizens of either forum into territory of the other, and no necessity for a passport to be used for future entry into either. [/INDENT]
[INDENT]3. As to the "small dowry" of gold and silver, FH will undertake to return to Spam only such items as FH took from Spam in the first place.[/INDENT]
[INDENT]4. FH will also return all the Spam women earlier taken. Inasmuch as FH employs a "super-wide gauge" standard, the women appear to be in need of complete overhaul, to include emergency re-bushing. Otherwise I am afraid the standard-gauge employed by Spam will find tolerances varying so widely as to make failure certain.[/INDENT]
[INDENT]Are we in accord? Can we announce a cessation of hostilities and go once more as brothers into the brave new world? [/INDENT]
[INDENT]Red MenaceWe have marched on your capital and brought our demands to your doorstep. We feel we have made our point...and some of us have better things to do. With that being said, we shall state our terms. We deem them fair, a token of friendship to our beleaguered foes. Our terms are as follows:[/quote][/INDENT][quote=Red Menace]
- An immediate end of hostilities on both sides.
- The creation of a demilitarized zone.
- The allowing of some access to our forum and vise versa.
- A small dowry of gold, jewels, milk and butter.
- And if war is to commence against us both again then formal declarations of war will be made.
Do you the people deem these terms to be acceptable?
We'll have to talk with our leader. Chuck Norris.
He has agreed.
6th May 2007
NOOOOOO! IN the name of spamperor chuck norris I demand anexation!
I love my ball
31st January 2005
I shall lay down my arms. Peace be upon you.
Member 35698 thinks I'm a spec
27th June 2004
Did someone say that there was Scotch here?
6th May 2007
Do you even realise wht this means? This is a freeway for antispam we just lost just because we wanted to live in peace??? I want every antispammer to be registered and monitored!
Shhhh! You'll give away our plan. Pay no attention to the things just said anti-spammers.