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Col Jimmy Emeric

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#1 14 years ago

have you ever seen a sheepeep?




Phantom Phreak

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#2 14 years ago

no but i have seen a sheepPeep




Lord Wiener VIP Member

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#3 14 years ago

Why yes, just now, in fact. It stalks me. It is just there. Online. Haunting me.


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#4 14 years ago

What's a Sheepeep? :confused:




SnuFFeh

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#5 14 years ago

nub :p




Phantom Phreak

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#6 14 years ago
nub

ok..... sheepeep=nub




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#7 14 years ago

I'm glad you asked that, Sheepeep. According to the Luxembourgian Laws of Physics, a Sheepeep is a measure of energy. Not just your normal, run-of-the-mill, mains socket energy. Oh no. The energy we are talking about is 'hyperactivus mentalli' energy. Or, simply put, the energy produced or consumed by a hyperactive nutcase. Each human being, insane or not, produces exactly 282.1 Sheepeeps of energy, all of which can be recharged in a day -- it is continually generated. This can either be stored up for one massive burst of action, and then left to recharge, consumed steadily for continuous insanities, or left to simply discharge and be wasted. Use more than you have, and you will die rather quickly. Use less than you have, and you will either be boring, or you will give people around you Sheepeepic shocks when you touch them. The optimal Sheepeep usage is exactly 282.1 per day, to prevent discharge, build up or brownouts. For example, nutter A is totally hyperactive. He is consuming more Sheepeeps than he is producing, and thus, will die within nanose... yep, there he goes. His problem was that he was always waving his arms around, throwing small pots, and eating random things such as potatoes, or the Empire State building. He was using over 421 Sheepeeps of energy, and expended all his Sheepeeps before they had a chance to recharge. He then began to dig into what is commonly known as a 'Sheepeep reserve'; that is, a natural capacitor which stores an emergency supply of Sheepeeps. Once this is gone, your brain shuts down, or in the event that you don't have a brain, your arse shuts down, and you die instantly. Nutter B, on the other hand, is expending 282.1 Sheepeeps per day exactly. This is the optimal amount, and although you will note he still flaps his arms around randomly from time to time, he has not yet eaten any skyscrapers. He will live a long, healthy life without killing too many people around him. Nutter C is on the opposite end of the spectrum from nutter A. Nutter C is wasting Sheepeeps. In this case, they are not being stored up, but discharged into his surroundings. He is using precisely 1 Sheepeep per day, and this earns him the nickname 'Sheepeep', in relation to his single unit of exertion. This nutter barely moves at all, he barely eats, sleeps, throws things or flaps his arms. This nutter can expect the following to happen: - People around him appear to jump back as though being electrocuted. This is because they ARE, you frickin' moron! - Electronic equipment in his surroundings seems to have lost approximately 75% of its original reliability. This is due to random discharges of high-powered Sheepeeps, causing interruptions in the standard system. - Nutter may notice an ability to shoot green lighting bolts from his fingers. Although these do little, they are pretty and fun. However, nutter rarely raises his arms enough to find out. - Nutter may explode -- violently -- at random intervals, only to magically merge back together. Each time, the nutter will notice his left ear has dropped a millimetre down. The current world record is to survive long enough for your ear to be located on your ankle. The Earth has a natural reservoir of Sheepeeps deep beneath the crust. Mattikistan scientists believe that if this energy could be tapped, flappy-armed insano-dynamic power generators could be constructed. These would be the cleanest, most efficient forms of energy possible. And the safest too, provided you don't stand too close to the arms.




Col Jimmy Emeric

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#8 14 years ago

:confused: :confused: :confused: