So, as some of you are probably aware, he has a serious addiction to plagiarization. My theory is as follows: Shia LaBeouf is a fictional actor. In other words, he doesn't actually exist. The actor calling himself Shia LaBeouf is in fact a random person they grabbed off the street one day, convinced him that he was acting material, and gave him the identity of LaBeouf. Or, another way to put it: The person calling himself Shia LaBeouf is pretending to be an actor with said name, but is in fact some random individual that has no idea how to act. Or, another way to put it: Shia LaBeouf is a hoax, an invention, a fiction, a work of comedic absurdity masquerading as a legitimate human being. The point is, I think we're nearing a point where it will be revealed that Shia LaBeouf does not, in fact, exist. He's merely an unknown actor playing the role of "LaBeouf" playing whatever characters "LaBeouf" plays in film.
How many times reading 'LaBeouf' does it take before the name starts looking even weirder than it did to begin with?
I know. I tried to change it up, but since I was talking about him being a fictional character masquerading as a real individual, I thought my point would be lost due to the use of alternate nouns (Pronouns? I forget. Haven't had an English course in years.).
Faktrl is Best Pony
10th September 2007
What about an inter course?
"I'd shush her zephyr." ~ Zephyr.
I smell what you did there. :(
Well, it was someone!