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devldawg7051

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#1 12 years ago

Strange but fun post. Try to add to it, this is all I could think of. :banana2:

You've sat in your work and/or living space contemplating the best escape route for various abrupt zombie hordes.

You've pondered nearest hold outs and potential weapon stashes.

You've thought out your method of food gathering while in said hold out.

You imagin each of your co-workers as a zombie giggle to yourself when you think of the one you wouldn't mind puttting out of it's misery.

The thought of other people eatting you alive bothers you more than getting shot, stabbed or hit by a bus.

It bothers you even more that you'l be eating other people alive that were previously bothered by getting eatten alive.

You think of defensive potential defensive stratagies you and your survival buddies would take to save your neighborhood.

You know exactly who John Romero is and what line of movies he's made.

You've resorted to renting the cheesy zombie knock off movies to satisfy your urge to watch corpses getting blown away.

Your pissed off at how horrible the acting is and how bad the special effects are, thinking of how much better Romero did.

You watch it anyway.

....and still somehow find some part in it to enjoy.

The thought of the world ending via zombie invasion excites you.

...and your the guy your friends would run to in the event of said invasion due to your status as the resident "zombie expert."




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#2 12 years ago

uh... zombie movies? what? and remember shop smart shop S-Mart!!! btw its george romero




devldawg7051

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#3 12 years ago

:0wned:




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#4 12 years ago

:moved: From GD to Spam.




Deimos

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#5 12 years ago

Yeah, John Romero is a guy who co-founded id Software.

That's a funny list, I'm sure there are people out there who do think of those things. Playing Condemned: Criminal Origins can give you some tips on how to survive against zombies with regular objects you would find in your town/neighbourhood.




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#6 12 years ago

Check, check, check, check, check, check and Che-heck! Yup, but zombies < ninjas




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#7 12 years ago

You listen to The Misfits* constantly. *Incase you didn't know, The Misfits are a horror punk band who mostly sings about monsters, zombies, death, and other horror subjects.




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#8 12 years ago

If you need me I'll be in the anti-zombie fort in the garage. :'(




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#9 12 years ago

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devldawg7051

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#10 12 years ago

Moved to spam?? :-( How so? It's just another friendly zombie thread.

Heh, I'm disappointed in myself...John...ARG! I'm a failure to all zombie specialists out there, sigh.